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  1. Wishing everyone the warmest and most thankful of Thanksgivings. 4:17 PM Nov 25th from web
  2. More evidence for intelligent design: Bifurcated ass cheeks are perfect for sliding down banisters. 11:18 AM Nov 25th from web
  3. Turan-d'oh! Turns out that transgendered diva I met was post-opera. 11:15 AM Nov 25th from web
  4. I think that most job interviews should somehow utilize a trampoline. 10:54 AM Nov 25th from web
  5. Poor bastard... I have a friend who INSISTS that the return of car tailfins is imminent. 10:49 AM Nov 25th from web
  6. I don't think there are enough non adverb-modified, velocity related adjectives for a 10 speed bike. 10:46 AM Nov 25th from web
  7. If music be the food of love, then I think my heart needs a gastric bypass. 10:44 AM Nov 25th from web
  8. I bet that Giles Corey actually said: "more... wait!" 5:04 PM Nov 24th from web
  9. Imagine how much more going to the office would feel like a vacation, if computers were made of wicker... 4:59 PM Nov 24th from web
  10. FYI: The only rustic species not insulted by the term "slack jawed" is the pelican. 4:54 PM Nov 24th from web
  11. I wonder if whenever Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec missed class he was marked absinthe. 4:48 PM Nov 24th from web
  12. Turns out Judy Garland called it tinsel. Case closed. 12:08 PM Nov 23rd from web
  13. Butterflies and Leonard Maltin were equally disappointed with the movie Cocoon. 12:00 PM Nov 23rd from web
  14. Remember: Someone talking about ruins is often historical; someone talking about runes is always hysterical. 11:54 AM Nov 23rd from web
  15. I want to publish a manifesto using only cupcake paper. 11:50 AM Nov 23rd from web
  16. I have found that Kiss makeup seldom enhances bedroom activities, but is absolutely vital in church. 11:35 AM Nov 23rd from web
  17. (one for @msinformation) Aw crap...This full color ad for cold medicine needs a nose bleed. 11:34 AM Nov 23rd from web
  18. Apparently the American Gothic couple just filed for divorce. Word is they're each getting their own VH-1 show. 11:31 AM Nov 23rd from web
  19. My doctor said I needed to start eating healthy- so I blew Jack LaLanne. 11:26 AM Nov 23rd from web
  20. I think that Quetzalocoatl should gets points on Jeopardy for just correctly signing in. 11:21 AM Nov 23rd from web