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  1. Though generally harm-less to Man's physiologie, whisky can on occasion cause one's system to bloviate.
  2. @seedandfeed Four is hard'ly a record! De-spite his tilt for Free Silver, Taft received 211 bottles of No. 8 for his birth-day in 1879.
  3. If life gives you bourbon, make... hmmm. Perhaps some kind of medicinal mane-rinse?
  4. @epilnivek Most true. Also, two swigs clears up head-aches; four swigs clears up prudent apprehensions.
  5. Curse'd heat! Today it finish'd off our cat and cherish'd ice-cubes.
  6. @drw When'ever I find my-self in Kentucky, the first thing I always do is hast'n back to Tennessee.
  7. My lot for a sober cask-man! Rare'r than a Kentucky bath-tub.
  8. This is all en-tirely too serious. I'll be in the hammock. #tedxnashville
  9. Be-tween this city's affluent and its ignorant, it is without-doubt the latter who are least able to resist flaunting their state.
  10. Dickel's Law of Un-reasonable Temperatures As Temperature decreases, there is proportional increase in Acceptabil'ty of Work-day Drinking.
  11. My entire lot of trousers is shrunk'n! Gussie! Bring me an explanation of this washing-phenomenon at-once! And a bit more pie.
  12. Quer'y for any clergy-men at hand: Does way across the creek count as "neighbor" and might a non-lethal musket-ball be consider'd "love"?
  13. The earth-quake, the Yellow Fever, and now this alleged sausage-gravy. As else-where, so must Memphis receive her calamity in threes!
  14. I see the State-House now permits whiskey distill'ries in Nash-ville. The nation's long thirst for fruit'd dandy-rum shall at-last be sated!
  15. I'm sending Shwab to the City of New York, to-morrow. Hopefully, he shall e-vade both pick-pockets and Unitarians.
  16. Whistler's hands are far too soft for his ad-vice to be of any merit.
  17. In this hammock swing'ng, I shall not be moved; Lo, the church bell's ring'ng, I shall not be moved.
  18. Shwab plays poker as the Kentuckian makes whisky: With the some-what tragic belief that in-eptitude can be compensated for with consistency.
  19. I hope the townsmen in the barber-shop who so o-pose gaiety in marriage do not happen upon Mrs. Gussie and myself at Thursday’s barn-dance!
  20. The forsythia is in bloom and the batch is in the cask. Who will join me in a hymn of the church?