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  1. need chatpad 7:36 PM Oct 22nd from Xbox LIVE
  2. So that's what tinychat is... 10:16 PM Oct 20th from Tweetie
  3. Watching Annie with Millie for the billionth time... I kind of want to bone Carol Burnett. 7:33 AM Oct 18th from web
  4. Vaginah? Vagineh... 7:11 PM Oct 13th from web
  5. @sorola says: sorry, gotta side with your wife here. she (Emily) wishes she had 50% of that vagina (Zooey) 7:06 PM Oct 13th from web
  6. My wife is mad because I said that sex with Emily Deschanel as good as having sex with Zooey because genetically they have similar vaginas. 6:58 PM Oct 13th from web
  7. overheard at work: Wow! The moves I just pulled off were incredible. I was going past the dragon while dodging all the white stuff! 4:50 PM Oct 2nd from web
  8. @griffonramsey dude in a wheelchair got hit by a car. 12:03 PM Sep 18th from web in reply to griffonramsey
  9. Being an adult is too damn much work. 9:44 AM Sep 14th from Tweetie
  10. What it's like to work in my office: Gus just said "What the fuck? There's a wizard or some shit!" "Oh now they're dropping hats?! Jesus". 1:02 PM Sep 11th from web
  11. Sorry Austin. We can't compete with trophy in Seattle. http://yfrog.com/0xlnpgj 1:36 PM Sep 6th from Tweetie
  12. My wife would want to bang this entire bar. Thank god she isn't here. Divorce averted... For now. 12:32 AM Sep 5th from Tweetie
  13. Everything i do that's not related to my job seems designed to waste my time. 7:19 AM Aug 26th from Tweetie
  14. Jalapeño and pickled okra bloody Marys make the heat bearable. 6:09 PM Jul 31st from Tweetie
  15. Just got murdered by the yard dog pot pie. 9:11 PM Jul 23rd from Tweetie
  16. My wife is wearing a big bathrobe and complaining about the hotel's coffee pot. I feel like I'm married to Walter Matthau. 6:41 AM Jul 18th from web
  17. That pretzel dog is taunting me. 1:18 PM Jul 17th from Tweetie
  18. @bexmix welcome to the family. you can never leave. 3:11 PM Jul 15th from web in reply to bexmix
  19. to the crew of the Endeavor: Get the fuck off of Twitter and fly your space plane. 3:10 PM Jul 15th from web
  20. gus was like what? and I was like huh? 5:06 PM Jul 14th from web