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  1. quitter n. (kwit•er): Someone who, despite the best intentions in the world, cannot come up with anything interesting about which to Twitter 11:04 AM Aug 31st from web
  2. #kids "Dad, having a Pikmin without a Bulborg is like having a tree without fruit." (Part of a discussion about buying costly plush toys). 6:35 AM Aug 21st from web
  3. #inventions The bra was not invented until 1913, the very same year as the parachute. Coincidence? 1:56 PM Aug 18th from web
  4. Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: columnist 6:25 AM Jul 29th from WeFollow
  5. #birthers I love that there is a term called "birthers" now. "Racist cracker nutballs" was starting to sound sooo "20th Century." 6:19 PM Jul 22nd from web
  6. xz6bqapg49 5:59 AM Jul 17th from web
  7. Claiming my Twitter "blog" on Technorati with a code to follow in a separate tweet. Feel free to disregard... 5:59 AM Jul 17th from web
  8. #failure Afraid to fail? Feel better by watching OTHERS fail--parents, truck drivers, sign painters. Feel better: http://failblog.org/ 3:10 PM Jul 16th from web
  9. If a Twitterer tweets in the woods, does the bear who eats him technically become a "follower"? 7:41 AM Jul 11th from web
  10. I think if my 12 year old daughter doesn't stop saying "freakin'" and "sucks" so much, I am going to start calling her "Pauly." 5:56 PM Jul 8th from web
  11. #funny #pictures Never seen a plumber in an inflatable ballerina tutu? Let's remedy that: http://www.TheWaBlog.com 6:16 AM Jul 7th from web
  12. tedium [TEE-dee-um] n.: a chemical element found in summer in children whose Slip-n-Slide is broken 6:34 AM Jul 6th from web
  13. #Disneyland Read the story of my encounter with a true American on this Independence Day, at The Wa Blog: http://tinyurl.com/lf34ul 3:32 PM Jul 4th from web
  14. #movies "Ice Age 3" is what Homer's "Odyssey" would be if populated by furry & lovable mammals. Note to self: leave brain at door. 7:01 PM Jul 3rd from web
  15. This tweet limits our liability. Read it. http://www.TheWaBlog.com 8:43 PM Jul 2nd from web
  16. #pickup lines "Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?" She will laugh, unless, of course, she is packing raisins. www.TheWaBlog.com 9:17 PM Jun 29th from web
  • Name George Waters
  • Location Los Angeles, CA
  • Web http://www.TheWaB...
  • Bio George Waters is an award-winning humor columnist whom Dave Lieber of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram calls the funniest man in Southern California.
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