GentleMarisa
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So, there's a Thunder game tonight and Game of Thrones, both of which I will miss while at work.
about 11 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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We mustn't dwell... no, not today. We CAN'T. Not on Thunder Up day.
about 12 hours ago
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Was the TV show CELEBRITY GHOST STORIES originally called I WAS FAMOUS AND THEN WENT KOO KOO CRAZY MUFFINS?
about 19 hours ago
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Someone just offered to sell me pics of Mike Stoops hitting on a blonde from Fox 25 at Groovy's.
about 19 hours ago
via Echofon
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And now it's time to head home.
8:20 PM May 25th
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@ @ Just like a pissed off grandfather clock.
7:45 PM May 25th
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in reply to BeardedSkeptic
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"Ugh. These people don't know what they're talking about!" - @, regarding the people at the bar.
7:43 PM May 25th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Looks like a good Friday night! 🍸@
7:28 PM May 25th
via Mobile Web
in reply to GentleMarisa
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@ And they're all catalogued by the Library of Congress! So future generations will know about you!
7:27 PM May 25th
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in reply to hillartree
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@ Well, I'm not smoking tonight for allergy reasons, but here's my dirty martini.
7:09 PM May 25th
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in reply to the_daddyrabbit
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And now to finish date night in style...at the cigar bar!
6:53 PM May 25th
via Twitter for iPhone
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I'd be hella skinny if wine and beer didn't exist. Yeah, still not worth it...
6:52 PM May 25th
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Everyone should eat at Local. If you like pork belly or ahi tuna or milk and cookies, do it!
5:59 PM May 25th
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@ You can, but they want you to go in groups to keep you from getting sold into sex trafficking.
4:49 PM May 25th
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in reply to alikchialeika
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@ I quit Brownies because I didn't want to keep selling my cookies on street corners. That's literally all the Girl Scouts do.
4:37 PM May 25th
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in reply to alikchialeika
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@ God speed! Send up a flare if you need rescuing.
4:33 PM May 25th
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in reply to shallowdeep
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Dear @, a poem about you called "Basketball Warrior" by a Wilson School 4th Grader in .
2:17 PM May 25th
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Date night! What's the over/under on how long it takes this tube top to turn into a wardrobe malfunction?
3:59 PM May 25th
via Twitter for iPhone
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You've had a hard week. Take a break, relax, have a beer.
1:05 PM May 25th
via web
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Interjected: "Do you remember that time on Full House when..." nope.
2:02 PM May 25th
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from Oklahoma City, OK
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- Name Marisa
- Location Norman, OK
- Bio Working writer, reader, student and future librarian. Madly in love with @thecroctopus. I can drink you under the table.
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