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GentleMarisa

  1. So, there's a Thunder game tonight and Game of Thrones, both of which I will miss while at work. #tragedy #tvismylife
  2. And now it's time to head home.
  3. @BeardedSkeptic @thecroctopus Just like a pissed off grandfather clock.
  4. "Ugh. These people don't know what they're talking about!" - @thecroctopus, regarding the people at the bar.
  5. @hillartree And they're all catalogued by the Library of Congress! So future generations will know about you!
  6. @the_daddyrabbit Well, I'm not smoking tonight for allergy reasons, but here's my dirty martini. twitter.com/GentleMarisa/s…
  7. And now to finish date night in style...at the cigar bar!
  8. Everyone should eat at Local. If you like pork belly or ahi tuna or milk and cookies, do it!
  9. @alikchialeika You can, but they want you to go in groups to keep you from getting sold into sex trafficking.
  10. @alikchialeika I quit Brownies because I didn't want to keep selling my cookies on street corners. That's literally all the Girl Scouts do.
  11. @shallowdeep God speed! Send up a flare if you need rescuing.
  12. Date night! What's the over/under on how long it takes this tube top to turn into a wardrobe malfunction? twitter.com/GentleMarisa/s…