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I am playing stormtrooper who falls into pit in the holiday reenactment of Obi Wan's death. Should be magical. @BobaFett_ about 3 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to BobaFett_
RT @Nien_Nunb: it's the first choice of alcoholic Jedi everywhere... Qui Gon Gin about 7 hours ago from Seesmic
I'm the type who shoots first and asks questions later. Well unless I shoot them in the mouth, then it's really hard to hear their answers. 12:52 PM Dec 1st from Seesmic
@WuherTheBarkeep Looks awesome. Can't believe there was a spot on the cantina floor free from bottles and women's underwear. 12:30 PM Dec 1st from Seesmic in reply to WuherTheBarkeep
Most underrated force power? The channel changer force pull. Would totally come in handy when local ship dealer ads come on. 10:23 AM Nov 30th from Seesmic
You never need an air mattress when you got a good blow up doll by your side kid. 6:16 AM Nov 28th from TwitterBerry
Could really use @BobaFett_ 's jetpack right now. I would like to fly over this line of fat women and steal their 30% off. #blackfriday 11:25 AM Nov 27th from web
@Lumpawaroo I said Don't that's what she said me... ugh wookies. 12:20 PM Nov 25th from Seesmic in reply to Lumpawaroo
I only celebrating Thanksreceiving. Giving is so overrated. (Don't that's what she said me either) #Thanksgiving 11:57 AM Nov 25th from Seesmic
Love it! When @hansolo mentions my name in a tweet, I get a boost of followers. Now off to pick off some stragglers from his floozy groupies 7:01 PM Nov 24th from web
#dontmeantobrag I blew up a Rebel Shield Generator with out even putting down my copy of Swank magazine. 3:01 PM Nov 24th from Seesmic
Sometimes I reenact the Battle of Hoth when I'm taking a bath. I take pride rubbing shampoo in plastic Rebel's eyes. @BobaTheFett @EdieKaye 10:30 AM Nov 24th from Seesmic in reply to BobaTheFett
My fame grows as I have made the website college humor. Veers' high fives all around. http://bit.ly/64IfHp 8:04 AM Nov 24th from Seesmic
@theMaraJade %@jJ@#$? Calendar? Where have I been? Damn always, late to the party. 7:51 AM Nov 24th from Seesmic in reply to theMaraJade
@The_Darth_Vader Oh... force choke @Captain_Needa please he's so uppity sometimes. 7:01 AM Nov 24th from Seesmic in reply to The_Darth_Vader
@AdmiralDaala @theMaraJade Thanks 4 the happy birthdays. When are you going to give in and do that ladies of the Empire calendar for me? 6:58 AM Nov 24th from Seesmic in reply to AdmiralDaala
RT @SDuPreeBemis Hi!! :) All I would like for my birthday is the beautiful @SDuPreeBemis to say Hi to me. - It's a birthday miracle!!! 3:20 PM Nov 23rd from web
@BobaFett_ The Ewoks sure do sing at a high pitch when you electrocute them. 2:49 PM Nov 23rd from Seesmic in reply to BobaFett_
@BobaTheFett If by party you mean drinking alone and watching highlights of me storming the frozen tundra of Hoth in triumphant victoy...yes 2:48 PM Nov 23rd from Seesmic in reply to BobaTheFett
@DarthRonald I appreciate it. You are truly king of the Dollar menu. 1:35 PM Nov 23rd from Seesmic in reply to DarthRonald

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Name General Veers
Location Looking for Shield Generator
Bio General of the Thundering Herd AT-AT squadron with a penchant for killing, womanizing, and comedy

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