GeneHunt
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It was so cold this morning I actually saw a banker with his hands in his own pockets
10:20 AM Nov 25th
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My boss told me that I over-react too much to criticism. So I shot him.
12:20 PM Nov 23rd
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We used to call our granddad 'Spiderman'. He didn't have any super-powers, but he always struggled to get out of the bath.
8:22 AM Nov 10th
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I recently saved a ton of money on my car insurance. By fleeing the scene of the accident.
8:04 AM Nov 10th
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I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, "How did you get in here?"
8:04 AM Oct 31st
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The Gene Genie has been deep under cover for a while. I've been posing as a drunken womaniser - bit of a stretch for me.
7:58 AM Oct 31st
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My nephew came home with a sofa & two chairs. "How many times do I have to tell you" I said.."Never accept suites from strangers".
7:56 AM Oct 31st
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I was breathalised by a traffic plod yesterday. It came out negative! This means my local barman has some explaining to do.
7:53 AM Oct 31st
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Feeling bad now, 'cos apparently that drunken deaf bloke was trying to 'sign' to me. In my defence, his hands were slurring.
3:18 AM Oct 10th
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I have a dream...that some day a chicken will be allowed to cross the road without having it's motives questioned.
3:06 AM Oct 10th
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You have to hand it to muggers....
3:04 AM Oct 10th
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Guns don't kill people...people kill people....and so do monkeys if they have a gun.
2:59 AM Oct 10th
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Arrested a deaf bloke this morning for drunken behaviour. I could tell he was drunk 'cos he kept waving his hands around.
2:57 AM Oct 10th
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Tried one of those new fangled treadmill running machines today... stuff that, I nearly spilt me pint.
2:54 AM Oct 10th
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The only difference between government and organised crime is that one of 'em is organized.
2:51 AM Oct 10th
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Man flu only affects men as it attacks the parts of the brain that regulate map reading, driving & spatial awareness.
1:29 PM Oct 9th
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I went down to the village hall for a Naturalist meeting. I was the only one who was naked.
1:21 PM Oct 9th
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Dirty Derek our local flasher was thinking about retiring, but he's decided to stick it out for another year.
1:10 PM Oct 9th
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Equality in the workplace! As far as me and the lads are concerned, "harass" is still two words...
1:05 PM Oct 9th
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I thought I'd have a stab at fighting knife crime.
1:00 PM Oct 9th
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- Name Gene Hunt
- Location London
- Web http://www.bbc.co...
- Bio I am the Gene genie and I don't like scumbags. Now Bolly might have her knockers, but I think she's a bit of alright. http://www.bbc.co.uk/lifeonmars/
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