GeneHunt
- We used to call our granddad 'Spiderman'. He didn't have any super-powers, but he always struggled to get out of the bath.about 13 hours ago from web
- I recently saved a ton of money on my car insurance. By fleeing the scene of the accident.about 14 hours ago from web
- I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, "How did you get in here?"8:04 AM Oct 31st from web
- The Gene Genie has been deep under cover for a while. I've been posing as a drunken womaniser - bit of a stretch for me.7:58 AM Oct 31st from web
- My nephew came home with a sofa & two chairs. "How many times do I have to tell you" I said.."Never accept suites from strangers".7:56 AM Oct 31st from web
- I was breathalised by a traffic plod yesterday. It came out negative! This means my local barman has some explaining to do.7:53 AM Oct 31st from web
- Feeling bad now, 'cos apparently that drunken deaf bloke was trying to 'sign' to me. In my defence, his hands were slurring.3:18 AM Oct 10th from web
- I have a dream...that some day a chicken will be allowed to cross the road without having it's motives questioned.3:06 AM Oct 10th from web
- You have to hand it to muggers....3:04 AM Oct 10th from web
- Guns don't kill people...people kill people....and so do monkeys if they have a gun.2:59 AM Oct 10th from web
- Arrested a deaf bloke this morning for drunken behaviour. I could tell he was drunk 'cos he kept waving his hands around.2:57 AM Oct 10th from web
- Tried one of those new fangled treadmill running machines today... stuff that, I nearly spilt me pint.2:54 AM Oct 10th from web
- The only difference between government and organised crime is that one of 'em is organized.2:51 AM Oct 10th from web
- Man flu only affects men as it attacks the parts of the brain that regulate map reading, driving & spatial awareness.1:29 PM Oct 9th from web
- I went down to the village hall for a Naturalist meeting. I was the only one who was naked.1:21 PM Oct 9th from web
- Dirty Derek our local flasher was thinking about retiring, but he's decided to stick it out for another year.1:10 PM Oct 9th from web
- Equality in the workplace! As far as me and the lads are concerned, "harass" is still two words...1:05 PM Oct 9th from web
- I thought I'd have a stab at fighting knife crime.1:00 PM Oct 9th from web
- My mate Jim finally found a cure for his halitosis. It was then that he discovered that people didn't like him anyway.12:56 PM Oct 9th from web
- Their going to start training astronauts at Old Trafford due to the lack of atmosphere.12:46 PM Oct 9th from web
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- Name Gene Hunt
- Location London
- Web http://www.bbc.co...
- Bio I am the Gene genie and I don't like scumbags. Now Bolly might have her knockers, but I think she's a bit of alright. http://www.bbc.co.uk/lifeonmars/
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