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  1. "About mid life makes a nice medium rare brain, very enjoyable, you can almost taste the dissatisfaction" Zombie Joe smashwords.com/books/view/739… about 24 hours ago via web
  2. "Stutterers should be castrated" MPIII/Bossman/nonfictio I wasted the first half of my life: 14 years as an IT monkey. smashwords.com/books/view/102… 7:25 PM May 25th via web
  3. "You're a pusskit muffin, you go good with Cockbutter." MPIII, The first half of my life: 14 years as an IT monkey. smashwords.com/books/view/102… 5:41 PM May 25th via web
  4. "Dear sh*tbirds and fu*ktards, my face is made of worms." Wormy Phil, Zombie Joe and the pogo stick legs. amazon.com/Zombie-pogo-st… 4:06 PM May 25th via web
  5. I wasted the first half of my life: 14 years as an IT monkey. You're Welcome! smashwords.com/books/view/102… 5:37 PM May 24th via web
  6. Geltab Omnibus Volume II: 50 stories for your mind. Over 700 pages, smashwords.com/books/view/129… 6:32 PM May 19th via web
  7. The Ghost Legion: Cold Blades, Story I. smashwords.com/books/view/878… 5:07 PM May 15th via web
  8. The Red Horde: Story I. smashwords.com/books/view/827… 9:19 AM May 12th via web
  9. A Journey to Heaven and Hell. smashwords.com/books/view/799… 4:27 PM May 11th via web
  10. Zombie Joe and the pogo stick legs. smashwords.com/books/view/739… 10:45 AM May 11th via web
  11. The Dwarven Kingdom of Thazdulrene: Story I. smashwords.com/books/view/199… 9:24 PM May 10th via web
  12. Vampires vs. Zombies Help those who seek your outright extermination or those who wish to keep you as food? smashwords.com/books/view/114… 12:12 PM Apr 22nd via web
  13. Transported: The ruby is alive. No one thinks it will ever happen to them. smashwords.com/books/view/106… 7:23 PM Apr 19th via web
  14. Dark Magic Comes Unbidden. These things happen. smashwords.com/books/view/761… 6:27 PM Apr 18th via web
  15. Thank you Bill, check out The Eternity Project (Technical Immortality) next. smashwords.com/books/view/774… 3:51 PM Apr 17th via web
  16. "An adventure of betrayal and loyalty I read until the end in one sitting. Bill Simmons, for Literature Review Times. smashwords.com/books/view/934… 3:51 PM Apr 17th via web
  17. Three Grandmas in Texas. Grannies and Guns! smashwords.com/books/view/116… 9:42 AM Apr 14th via web
  18. Reality of Shadow. Reveeennnggeee! smashwords.com/books/view/113… 11:02 AM Apr 8th via web
  19. Vampire Computer Nerd. "Nerds make the world go 'round." smashwords.com/books/view/777… 8:34 AM Apr 7th via web
  20. I wasted the first half of my life: 14 years as an IT monkey. "You think you matter you dumb bastard?" smashwords.com/books/view/102… 8:31 AM Apr 7th via web
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  • Bio I am a working stiff nobody who happens to write fantasy stories and books for fun. I enjoy doing nothing, rolling over to do more of nothing and writing.
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