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  1. My daughter is such a free spirit. That's adorable at three, but will surely bite me in the ass in a decade...
  2. @cerebus19 Oh, and don't forget the rampant misogyny! Yeah, maybe I should aspire to be like a completely different drunk...
  3. Well, I've got the alcoholism and the self-loathing down. Now, if only I could WRITE like Hemingway!
  4. Bah. Humbug.
  5. My son just asked me for a "Rice Christmas Treat." Would be adorable if he wasn't 20 years old.
  6. 5 ThinkGeek Gift Ideas for Sci-Fi Fans: http://tinyurl.com/y8u7hy2 #geek #thinkgeek #scifi
  7. OMG, my new favorite show is Steven Seagal: Lawman! It's surprisingly riveting, whereas I thought I'd just LMAO!
  8. Feck, feck, drink, girls, arse!!!
  9. When I was 19, my parents offered to take me anywhere in the USA. I opted for Roswell, New Mexico. Was going through an X-Files phase, LOL.
  10. @geeksdreamgirl We buy Kinnikinnick at the health food store. I tried making it and failed miserably.
  11. Ugh. Our gluten-free bread went moldy because I didn't keep it in the freezer. At $6 a loaf, you'd think I'd wise up!
  12. And that was a Ninja Turtle skateboard, folks. Turtle power.
  13. Kids these days, with their bike helmets. Chipping my front teeth while skateboarding made a woman outta me, dammit!
  14. @alphador That was awesome!
  15. Worst cure for insomnia? Watching YouTube videos of people being eaten by lions.
  16. R.I.P. Edward Woodward. I will burn a wicker man in effigy tonight.
  17. Ridley Scott is going to make a movie based on Monopoly. (Yes, the board game!) http://tinyurl.com/yh698zh
  18. @alphador Don't wish this with a cursed monkey paw or, in a cruel twist of fate, you'll end up looking like Randy Quaid.
  19. @WorldWithoutEnd "Maya Angelou is black?!" -- Moe Szyslak
  20. @MariBiscuits Ooh, I loved Murdock from A-Team, too. I thought I was the only one who preferred him to Faceman. :D