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Gazzaro

  1. @masonkayne @CharlieLBailey What was the name of the ship in Mutiny on the Bounty?
  2. An advert for Euro 2012 straight after Eurovision. Or, 'here's something else we'll be shit at".
  3. @CharlieLBailey @masonkayne 8!
  4. With Eurovision & the Olympics, 2013 sees a new map of Britain, with a large red nose in the middle and comical Groucho glasses
  5. Well, that's 3.5 hours of my life I won't get back. If I was Hitler watching Eurovision, I'd bloody invade Europe. Except Norway. Losers.
  6. Spain are just rubbing it in now. #eurovision
  7. @CharlieLBailey If you're in Beaulieu, you'll drive past The Montagu Arms Hotel, where @MissDreamy & I are getting married in October :)
  8. @laurenlaverne Acton's not on it either. And we spawned The Who!
  9. See?! France wouldn't even give us a reach-around. #eurovision
  10. Yay! Go Greece, go Greece, go Greece... oh. #eurovision
  11. @glinner @monstroso @paul_cornell @eoschater Well done , Virgin. Another winner. twitter.com/Gazzaro/status…
  12. @EosChater Well, Azzaro's hardly English origin, so we've helped each other out, I guess...
  13. A vote for Denmark is a vote for @EosChater #eurovision
  14. @ad_I_am Congratulations to your sister! Sweet genes, Vincent!
  15. @masonkayne They've got Jedward - they're already fucked. Let's go for Johnny foreigner instead!
  16. Remember, UK folks - you can't vote for the UK. So let's fuck Spain and Greece over! #eurovision