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  1. Tip from Gramps: Spend your vacation somewhere near your budget.
  2. Any day would be better if it didn't start so early in the morning!
  3. Women can too keep secrets as well as men. It just takes more of them to do it.
  4. Man is the lord of his home---if he's under 3 years old.
  5. People who live in glass houses might as well answer the door...and keep their clothes on at all times if they're modest.
  6. Pop always said: I like my bi-focals, my dentures fit fine, my hearing aid is perfect, but oh how I miss my mind!
  7. For every man with money to burn, there is a woman who is a perfect match.
  8. My wife is willing for me to be the boss as long as I do what she says.
  9. A simple cure for insomnia is a committee meeting.
  10. "Leisure" is really the time when your wife can't find you.
  11. If you can smile when everything goes wrong, you're either a nitwit or a repairman.
  12. You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you..mad.
  13. A good memory is a valuable thing, but so is a good "forgetory"--especially if you want a happy marriage.
  14. An alarm clock is a mechanism used to scare the daylights INTO you.
  15. The older I get, the more I listen to people who don't talk much.
  16. Life without love is like a cold...kiss.
  17. Don't neglect your wife. A kiss in time saves nine...
  18. You can't take it with you, but just try to travel without it.
  19. Thanks for the very nice words of recommendation from @obsrvationalist , @DrPatriciaFitz and @oldkarl
  20. Thanks for RTs: @mommabird62 @bassguitar65 @AwesomeGoddess @PhilHarrison @jackiesic @AndyR24 @TurtledoveJB @lilredmint @budgarmany & @j4ngis