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  1. @PolygonSquad Words cannot describe
  2. Umm, I meant... tweet... or something like that
  3. Quickie, fundraiser, another quickie
  4. "Douchebags of the world, unite!"
  5. Did you know? 363 metric tons of hair product have made their way through yours truly.
  6. Please, seriously. Just a single what will do.
  7. People say gay marriage devalues marriage, but that's a lie. You know what devalues marriage? MY MAN GAV! Can I get a what-what?
  8. Can't wait to be GovsHair rather than GavsHair. Ladies and blow! Er, I mean women's rights and blow-drying.
  9. Gav and I were talking, and you know what we don't get? Religion. Gav says it's a convenience for little people, just as they are for Gav.
  10. Strong like steel is how I feel.
  11. People ask me, "GavsHair, where were you when Gavin did X?" And I say, "Same place he was -- with your wife!"
  12. Real men stand alone. My friends, by this standard, I -- Gavin Newsom's hair -- am a REAL MAN.