GasolineHobo
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My brain is ridiculous. You know the song "Everybody Hurts" by REM? Yeah, that's NOT what's stuck in my head. I've got "Everybody Smurfs".
9:41 AM Mar 26th
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Feeling an almost uncontrollable urge to kick a gelfling.
5:30 PM Mar 8th
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Someone just got to my blog by searching "wolf menstruation." It really IS Happy American National Girl Female Woman Day
10:32 AM Mar 8th
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Kinda offended by the new Jack in the Box ad where a dude marries a bacon bride. Why is the bacon female? What's wrong w/gay marrying bacon?
11:52 PM Mar 1st
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In court waiting to get picked for a jury. Anyone got any tips for getting out of it? Difficulty: Not gonna say "The duck was asking for it"
12:40 PM Feb 15th
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I love the time between getting a book & reading it. That delicious uncertainty. Sometimes I even delay reading so I can extend the feeling.
7:53 PM Feb 11th
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Just had a "pee shiver" & made a very "Nixoney" sound. Conclusion: the ghost of Nixon is haunting my urethra. ?
12:29 PM Feb 10th
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Just witnessed squirrel sex. Apparently they DON'T hatch in pouches on the bellies of owls. THANKS, DAD.
11:49 AM Feb 8th
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Video: Take note, hipsters - acoustic radar pairs well with vests and beards.
6:10 PM Feb 7th
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No, I will not be making a joke about sausage.
11:38 PM Feb 6th
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Kinky Jefferson. RT @ "Life is short. Dress a raccoon up as a pilgrim and passionately French kiss it." --Thomas Jefferson
5:57 PM Jan 30th
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A most eloquent "fuck you" RT @ Amazing letter from ex-slave to former owner, after being asked to return:
1:52 PM Jan 30th
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Bridal Expos are fun & stuff, but SWEET BABY JESUS & THE ZOROASTRIANS I'm glad there'll be a new Top Gear waiting when I get home on Sunday.
6:03 PM Jan 27th
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@ I prefer to think of it as a lion conspiracy. Can you imagine a gazelle punching a lion? David Attenborough would have a coronary.
4:31 PM Jan 25th
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I managed to punch myself in the neck while making the bed. I am as graceful as a gazelle (with epilepsy).
3:27 PM Jan 25th
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Coulda sworn my kettle had a "Dance/Off" button this morning. IF ONLY.
12:15 PM Jan 10th
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My new punk band name is "Syphilis Kisses". That is all.
10:50 PM Jan 7th
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@ "Don't worry baby, those are just Syphilis Kisses!"
10:45 PM Jan 7th
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An hour in a hot tub = a noodly hobo. Also, quite a bit of hobo soup (lightly chlorinated).
10:42 PM Jan 7th
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@ What has been heard cannot be unheard. Jawa Pasta is an awesome idea...like TK421 Flakes by (WhyAren'tYouAtYour) Post cereal.
10:39 AM Dec 30th, 2011
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- Name Gasoline Hobo
- Location I just follow the smell of ham
- Web http://www.gasoli...
- Bio Bindlestick Samurai. Enjoys yelling at owls in free time.
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