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Garzinator

  1. !@#$% Brickman landscapers chomped my cable and internet connection! !@#$% >_< 8:10 AM Apr 17th via Twitter for Android
  2. I'm married to the CMDB: the Carla Movie Database. :p ( @MrsCDG ) 8:20 AM Mar 25th via web
  3. Best question today: What would a shaved wookie look like? 8:23 AM Mar 24th via Twitter for Android
  4. I wonder what the capacity of Hershel's shotgun is... #WalkingDead 7:35 PM Mar 18th via Twitter for Android
  5. First steps to a future of wise investing. ^_^ twitter.com/Garzinator/sta… 6:31 PM Mar 14th via Twitter for Android
  6. Okay, I have a problem with #theWalkingDead tonight. A walker isn't strong enough to escape mud, but can rip open a cow and a person??? o_O 10:42 PM Mar 4th via web
  7. Oops. Misread my syllabus and had more stuff due tonight than I thought. D'oh! @~@ 9:05 PM Feb 19th via web
  8. I hate when digital billboards change right as I start reading the ad. 4:36 PM Feb 4th via Twitter for Android
  9. Fixed my tv. It only cost me $15 to buy the capacitors and do the work myself. :) 9:33 PM Jan 28th via Twitter for Android
  10. @MrsCDG is the sexiest woman on the Internet. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a moron. 8:35 PM Jan 20th via Mobile Web
  11. Tell Congress: Don’t censor the web! google.com/takeaction/ 7:58 PM Jan 18th via Tweet Button
  12. These all-nighter school assignments are getting easier and easier. What is this sleep you speak of? :p 12:00 AM Jan 16th via web
  13. Just did my speech that I stayed up all night writing. It really sucks when 2 wks in a row, I gave speeches when I had to poop! lol :p 5:04 PM Jan 12th via Twitter for Android
  14. I understand sleep deprivation causing brain farts, but how do you explain unnatural clarity and focus? 6:52 AM Jan 5th via Twitter for Android
  15. Informative speech due tomorrow. Still no ideas... Brain not working... Want to die... -_- 6:26 PM Jan 4th via web
  16. People are testing my patience, today, and I'm not diggin' it. -_- 7:23 AM Dec 29th, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  17. C'mon, Sean! We aren't even at the restaurant, yet! :p twitter.com/Garzinator/sta… 3:40 PM Dec 27th, 2011 via Twitter for Android