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  1. What a dilemma for the White House! Stay the course on Globe Toasties? Or scootch over a bit and away from the bug-eyed mad scientists.
  2. @basketsbyrita What'd ya get?
  3. My Tiger prediction: Fight! Golf club to face! He escapes in SUV! Wife pursues in cart & smashes window. He looks back shocked! Bonk! Tree!
  4. Blocking and blacklisting 3...count them...three continents. Whole Continents? Yup. The bad apples have ruined it for everybody. Poof!
  5. Remember 'Against All Odds' by Phil Collins? Listening to it now on Grooveshark: http://tinysong.com/6Jv7
  6. Happy Cyber Monday to all! Keep those purchases comin'!
  7. Observations from Tiger's 911 call 1) 911 operators seem grumpy. 2) Help is on the way should be said first...before 5 billion questions.
  8. Billy Bob Peabody's Bed and Breakfast in ButtCrack Arkansas can provide free in-room WiFi. But a 5 star hotel in Vegas?? Nope!
  9. @JoelComm I respect the purge. And I will still maintain my special Hootsuite column with only 2 people in it, you & @LynnTerry. No guilt :)
  10. Just catchin' up on Thanksgiving night's Survivor. I hate review week...what a ripoff.
  11. Yeah, Tiger...he ran into a fire hydrant. Then I rescued him. Yeah. Thats what happened. Yeah. http://ow.ly/Gu5o
  12. Wait for it.....Wait for it...Christmas Season 2009 is officially ON!! (Mountain Time of course) :)
  13. http://twitpic.com/r3375 - The dogs have their own Thanksgiving agenda.
  14. Looking around wondering why I didn't get invited anywhere for Thanksgiving. I think my friends are intimidated by my height/weight ratio.
  15. Hey everybody! Headed to bed. If we oversleep, just let yourselves in. Plates are on the table. Turkey's in the oven.
  16. I hate needles and health stuff, but today was actually pretty enjoyable with Jason, a very cool Fireman EMT. :)
  17. New blog post: The Distorted View of Faith, Science and Militant Atheism. Prepare to have your freedoms removed. http://ow.ly/FBwf
  18. Militant proselytizing for a non religion? Why? Who wins? Who loses? Ah HA! The "pure" motives of science. (TED Video) http://ow.ly/FxvE
  19. @gfb3 Saw this. Wonder what ratio: "In addition to law enforcement auctions, we allow trusted merchants to sell items on PropertyRoom.com"
  20. Choice is a good thing as long as it meets with Adam Lambert and Perez Hilton's "standards"! But don't choose wrong or you're a homophobe.