GaryREvans
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RT if you ever think "they probably think I stole something" when walking out of a store by yourself after not buying anything.
7:00 AM May 1st
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"When Ambien can't sleep, it takes him. Paint watches HIM dry." -Bill Maher (about Mitt Romney)
12:50 PM Apr 6th
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"Seems like a pretty fuckin' bad Friday to me." (Jesus)
9:36 AM Apr 6th
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I'll never vote for for a political candidate whose first name is something I have put my fingers inside. Sorry, Mitt Romney & Cat Stevens.
9:54 PM Apr 6th
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"Hoodie"? Oh Geraldo, the way you're battling the irrelevance that long ago vanquished you is ADORABLE.
10:02 AM Mar 23rd
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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
6:30 AM Mar 19th
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Americans are so fat that 2 out of 3 people are now 3 out of 4 people.
12:11 PM Jan 29th
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If ants have ghosts we're fucked.
11:05 AM Jan 29th
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All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again. Maybe the men should have gone first!
4:04 PM Jan 28th
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I watched Hot Shots Part Deux last night. I forgot how BAD it was! I can't believe I once thought it was funny!
3:05 PM Jan 28th
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- Name Gary Evans
- Location Seattle, WA
- Bio I solve problems.
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