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GaryJanetti

  1. Oh, great, it's summer. That means hearing about tomatoes for three fucking months. about 10 hours ago via web
  2. Everybody stop staring at your babies. They're not doing anything. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job. Women continue to hate their bodies. about 16 hours ago via web
  4. Single women, just remember this summer is going to be exactly like last summer-- only you're older. 3:48 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Having an autistic kid is so trendy right now. 7:00 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. New Yorkers spend roughly twenty per cent of their lives saying "there's a line!" 4:31 PM May 24th via web
  7. Teenage girls, the right boy will like you for just being yourself. And fucking him. 2:33 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. So excited! Was supposed to go to an out of town wedding but the bride's mother got hit by a car! 5:49 PM May 23rd via web
  9. Wait... is it possible Madonna's leftover skin was used to create Lady Gaga? 3:00 PM May 23rd via web
  10. Poor people have such amazing bodies. 12:56 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Women, stop crying on the street. 6:31 PM May 22nd via web
  12. I find it so touching when mothers and daughters share eating disorders. 4:24 PM May 22nd via web
  13. Why is every movie where a kid dies so goddamn serious. 1:38 PM May 22nd via web
  14. "Most people don't get me." Yes, they do. They just don't like you. 10:24 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  15. I'm officially unfollowing the Dalai Lama until he follows me. Dick. 6:11 PM May 21st via web
  16. Uch, I wish it was 20 years from now so we could have a whole new crop of movie stars. 3:02 PM May 21st via web
  17. Never getting married. I don't need a piece of paper to tell me it's okay to emotionally torture someone. 12:49 PM May 21st via web
  18. People can be so horrible. To look at. 9:27 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Life is short. Don't wait to tell somebody they're stupid. 3:58 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  20. "Hey, guys, sorry I missed everything. I was in Miami." - gay Avenger 11:45 AM May 20th via web