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  1. You girls following me will have to make your myspace profiles public if Uncle Gary's going to finish. about 2 hours ago from web
  2. They should make turkey-flavored ramen so that poor people can celebrate Thanksgiving too. about 11 hours ago from web
  3. Somewhere there's a woman for Sammy Haggar who can only drive 55. I hope she doesn't live near a school. about 16 hours ago from web
  4. This isn't premature ejaculation. I'm just finishing up from the last time I had sex. about 24 hours ago from web
  5. #aintnothinglike taking a shit in @Nick_Nolte's toilet tank. 6:30 PM Nov 22nd from web
  6. #OneWish I'd really like to take the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile to a drive-through safari. 11:27 AM Nov 22nd from web
  7. #intwitterhighschool I hopefully wouldn't shit my pants at the prom again. 9:37 PM Nov 21st from web
  8. I bet people watch television more than any other appliance. 5:34 PM Nov 21st from web
  9. Mmmm...this ginger ale tastes like it was made from 100% real red-head. 12:33 PM Nov 21st from web
  10. I was Ted Nugent in a past life. 9:30 AM Nov 21st from web
  11. People always ask "Gary, how do you keep that smile on your face all the time?". The answer's easy; I taser myself. 3:43 PM Nov 20th from web
  12. Wanna party? Follow @NotJayCutler for good weed @FilmDrunk for good blow and @Nick_Nolte for every other drug under the sun. 11:53 AM Nov 20th from web
  13. Hot damn! 10,000 followers! Now I can finally get that cult up and running to get that tax break. 10:44 AM Nov 20th from web
  14. I like to think of Guns N' Roses as the official weathermen for the month of November. 7:01 AM Nov 20th from web
  15. I think the Bloods and the Crips should join forces to make the Purple Nurples. Because those are very painful. 9:05 PM Nov 19th from web
  16. Everyday is "Shanksgiving" for @Nick_Nolte so watch your back in the yard, Esé. 4:43 PM Nov 19th from web
  17. #Justbecause I act crazy on TV doesn't mean I am. Now out of my way, I'm trying to melt a fire hydrant with heat vision. 3:23 PM Nov 19th from web
  18. Had a lot of Freudian slips on the path to sobriety. "Freudian slip" means to relapse on coke, right? It should, Freud was a HUGE coke head. 1:45 PM Nov 19th from web
  19. I'm gonna open up an abortion clinic called "Mommie Dearest" where our motto will be "No wire hangers, EVER!" #funnybutnotcool 10:50 AM Nov 19th from web
  20. Didn't your mother ever teach you that spitters are quitters? #nottosayonfirstdate 9:30 AM Nov 19th from web