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  1. The reason they say the eyes are the windows to the soul is the same reason the anus is called the backdoor. about 6 hours ago from web
  2. #theresway2many Wayans Brothers. about 6 hours ago from web
  3. Drooling while you sleep isn't as bad as drooling when you're wide awake. about 12 hours ago from web
  4. I've never met an unhappy person with hard nipples. They're as good as a smile. Better, actually. about 17 hours ago from web
  5. @Nick_Nolte is the top turd on my shit-list. 11:14 PM Nov 14th from web
  6. Whoop! Here it is... *points to crotch* 8:08 PM Nov 14th from mobile web
  7. I need someone to help me light the other end of this didgeridoo. 1:05 PM Nov 14th from web
  8. My favorite thing to hear while playing strip poker: I see your penis, and I raise it. 6:30 PM Nov 13th from web
  9. Public transportation is funner to ride when there is no 'l' involved. 5:36 PM Nov 13th from mobile web
  10. Follow @Nick_Nolte @FilmDrunk @ShirtlessTatum and @NotJayCutler if you're looking for some good drugs for the weekend. 3:54 PM Nov 13th from web
  11. Doesn't matter how much water they find on the moon, @Nick_Nolte still won't bathe. 2:12 PM Nov 13th from web
  12. Do muslims have piggy banks? 11:23 AM Nov 13th from web
  13. Seriously @NotJayCutler and I became close friends when I was asked by the Denver Broncos to have my teeth's likeness used for their mascot. 8:52 AM Nov 13th from web
  14. Guys, do me a favor and follow @NotJayCutler for me, 'cause after last nite, he might try to OD on ex-pills, Jager Bombs and Axe body spray. 7:20 AM Nov 13th from web
  15. #youknowyouruglyif "doggystyle" for you consists of an actual K9. 8:23 PM Nov 12th from web
  16. #youknowyouruglyif you're so easy, but only a caveman would do you. 3:45 PM Nov 12th from web
  17. #youknowyouruglyif you're in the corner of a room and you're updating your Twitter from your phone in the middle of an orgy. 3:17 PM Nov 12th from mobile web
  18. I think it's sad that the inventor of masturbation isn't making money hand over fist over penis. 10:19 AM Nov 12th from web
  19. Here's some advice for those of you trying to make it big in Hollywood: It's not who you know, it's who you blow. 6:12 PM Nov 11th from web
  20. I’m on a strict diet consisting solely of food and drugs. 2:48 PM Nov 11th from web