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GaryDelaney

  1. They say people don't like to be reminded of their mistakes, but I'm going to buy this Father's Day card anyway. 3:30 AM May 20th via web
  2. @PhilPugh Thanks. It was fun. Couldn't believe how pissed that annoying woman at the front was. 6:13 AM May 19th via web in reply to PhilPugh
  3. @D_Blanchflower @lindayueh @ChrisGiles_ As a saver and wannabe FTB believe me I noticed. 6:12 AM May 19th via web in reply to D_Blanchflower
  4. @sighdone Homecoming was superb. 5:57 PM May 18th via web in reply to sighdone
  5. @bonner114 cheers. It was most fun. 3:11 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bonner114
  6. @DouglasCarswell agreed! Happy to let the ECB fold too. 3:10 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DouglasCarswell
  7. I've been asked to make a statue of my favourite actor in the Avengers. Truly, it will be a massive Honor. 5:22 PM May 12th via web
  8. @robinince stina nordenstam. 5:51 PM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to robinince
  9. @ShappiKhorsandi Adils in sparkbrook or Sher khans in star city. 8:58 AM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ShappiKhorsandi
  10. @mrchrisaddison most right wing parties are an odd coalition of Libertarian and Authoritarian, with only the love of free markets in common. 4:50 PM May 5th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mrchrisaddison
  11. Someone broke in and stole my Father Ted DVDs, must be one of those feckless youths I keep hearing about. 12:57 PM May 5th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @MrHappy_FR5K You've perked right up. That's good news. For a moment there I was worried about you. 4:40 AM May 5th via web in reply to MrHappy_FR5K
  13. @JonathanDavisWM QE, ZIRP, SMI etc. seemed to mean falls would be in real terms only, but finally some nominal falls happening now. Yay! 4:01 AM May 4th via web in reply to JonathanDavisWM
  14. @JonathanDavisWM Just as I was losing faith in a nominal HPC all three indices down in one week. Hurrah! 3:06 AM May 4th via web in reply to JonathanDavisWM
  15. @DrBubb GEI is down again. 'account suspended'? 5:11 PM May 2nd via web in reply to DrBubb
  16. I'm box 9 on Sarah Millican's Celeb Deal Or No Deal. 8pm, C4, it's a very dramatic one & for Macmillan Cancer Support macmillan.org.uk/Donate/Donate.… 11:23 AM Apr 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Gary Delaney
  • Location Erdington, Brum
  • Web http://www.garyde...
  • Bio Lacking in Social Skills One-Liner Merchant. I shamelessly test new jokes on Twitter.
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