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GaryCDrew

  1. Beer Cellaring Basics: A Guide to Aging zite.to/JHXEdR via @zite @TodaysBeer #beer
  2. @Ltrask4life YOURE TWITTER IS HACKED.
  3. If its gay to have your shoulders rubber at the urinal I don't wanna be straight. Thx Stu.
  4. I'm convinced 90% of people with surf boards on the roof of their car are desperately trying to be cool but have never been surfing.
  5. Brando is ankle deep. #SabattusDiscgolf #discgolf instagr.am/p/Kl2V_kjIuw/
  6. @JosephDrw making his putt at #SabattusDiscgolf #Discgolf instagr.am/p/Kl16qejIuj/
  7. Hell of an approach by my brother, @JosephDrw at #SabattusDiscgolf in Maine #Discgolf instagr.am/p/Kl1LqMjIuK/
  8. The Bizarre History of the Vibrator: From Cleopatra's Angry Bees to Steam-Powered Dildos zite.to/Kdj5Fh via @zite HAPPY MOTHERS DAY.
  9. Me: You showing up would enhance the party experience @JosephDrw I enhance everyone's experience. I'm the Cialis of party goers.
  10. My waitress just gave me head! #RunOfTheMill twitter.com/GaryCDrew/stat…
  11. I suspect the ketchup has been doing tequila shots cause it's slowly getting naked. #RunOfTheMill twitter.com/GaryCDrew/stat…
  12. @arielhelwani @discoxdrew @danawhite @urijahfaber in my mind the only choice is Renan Baraõ.
  13. Let's go #Celtics @RajonRondo closing the 3rd like a boss. #NBAplayoffs
  14. "My pants are so tight that every time I fart, it sounds like I'm sitting on a kitten." - @KristiMcDrew This is what I married. FML
  15. If I were to take Claritin rectally would my allergies stop kicking my ass?