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  1. Have you hugged and gropped your fellow gartonian today? No? Well get to it? And record it!
  2. Our enemies, the romfailians have been dealt a serious blow. ALL HAIL THE MIGHT OF THE GARTON!!!
  3. Good news my friends! Tonight one of our enemies hath been culled. Praise the almighty Garton for this glorious victory!
  4. @RayGarton May we strip naked and dance around you? We need to bask in your almighty glory.
  5. @RayGarton Hello Master. We have been at your feet waiting for you to notice us and bestow upon us kernels of your wisdom.
  6. The Mighty Gartonians do not belong to any mob family. We are the family that follows the Garton.
  7. Worship it lovingly #3wordsaftersexwithGarton
  8. Drink of Me #3wordsaftersexwithGarton
  9. On your knees #3wordsaftersexwithGarton
  10. In his glory #3wordsaftersexwithGarton
  11. Come to temple #3wordsaftersexwithGarton
  12. @Belinda_McBride Ah, but it is not sour. It is nectar.
  13. @Belinda_McBride Our Kool-Aid is special. It is straight from the master and does not contain pollutants like sugar.
  14. We have contemplated and await the miracle that comes from following our master. Our Kool-Aid is far tastier. Drink and be wise.
  15. We listen to and obey our master. It appears some are jealous that our master is entitled to the devotion we give him.
  16. @amhartnett You can come over any time and we can have a photo session.
  17. @amhartnett Some have mistaken me for a "girl". Would you like to state to them that I am indeed, all male?
  18. #follow friday Follow us @gartonians and we will show you the path to enlightenment
  19. The master has told us to be fruitful and multiply this night.
  20. @logophilos I love you. If our master rejects us, will you love us?