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Have you hugged and gropped your fellow gartonian today? No? Well get to it? And record it!7:39 PM Nov 23rdfrom web
Our enemies, the romfailians have been dealt a serious blow. ALL HAIL THE MIGHT OF THE GARTON!!!7:17 PM Nov 23rdfrom web
Good news my friends! Tonight one of our enemies hath been culled. Praise the almighty Garton for this glorious victory!7:15 PM Nov 23rdfrom web
We have contemplated and await the miracle that comes from following our master. Our Kool-Aid is far tastier. Drink and be wise.6:38 PM Sep 9thfrom web
We listen to and obey our master. It appears some are jealous that our master is entitled to the devotion we give him.3:30 PM Sep 6thfrom web