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  1. RT @jaketapper: NBC's "The Biggest Loser" is at the White House tonight. This is not a joke. 6:04 PM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
  2. Spending my night watching election results. I tell myself it's because I'm politically active... and not because I've turned into my dad. 5:24 PM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
  3. After nearly 3 months of creative stagnation, I have finally updated my blog. Whew! http://www.ryangarns.com 1:18 PM Nov 1st from Streamy
  4. RyanGarns.com: Ryan's Tips for Dealing with Writer's Block http://bit.ly/10mTJp 1:10 PM Nov 1st from twitterfeed
  5. Call me an elitist, but I'm suspicious of any movie that isn't emblazoned with the "American Pie Presents" seal of approval. 9:50 PM Oct 30th from Ping.fm
  6. I really don't have anything to self-promote... other than to say I'm awesome. 8:29 PM Oct 29th from Twit2go
  7. Onion Report: 90% Of Waking Hours Spent Staring At Glowing Rectangles http://ow.ly/wY9o 3:44 PM Oct 27th from HootSuite
  8. I've just heard "Swingin On a Star" and now have the urge to watch Hudson Hawk. "Bunny! Ball ball!" 4:41 PM Oct 26th from Ping.fm
  9. RT @robkroese I wish FB would give me more reasons why I should be friends w/ someone. Like "Jim has a pickup and might help you move." 7:53 PM Oct 23rd from twidroid
  10. @johnjsavo I agree. And it's not just things that suck. Stuff sucks, too. 6:48 PM Oct 23rd from TwitterRide in reply to johnjsavo
  11. According to Netflix my preferences have created the recommendation "The Whoopee Boys". Too bad I've already read the novel by Tom Wolfe. 6:12 PM Oct 22nd from Ping.fm
  12. @offendedblogger Yeah? Am I the wind beneath your wings, too? 9:01 PM Oct 20th from TwitterRide in reply to offendedblogger
  13. The Offended Blogger: The "Free Ball Waxing At My Place!" Offensive http://ff.im/-a2hDu 7:18 PM Oct 17th from FriendFeed
  14. The Offended Blogger: The "U.C.D.S." Offensive http://ff.im/-a2bdV 6:31 PM Oct 17th from FriendFeed
  15. listening to "Bryan Adams - Summer of http://ff.im/-a1Xbz 4:46 PM Oct 17th from FriendFeed
  16. Despite what the liberal mainstream media tells you, Han did shoot first. 8:36 PM Oct 15th from Ping.fm
  17. Idea for baby name: Optimus Prime. 6:24 PM Oct 12th from Ping.fm
  18. Story idea: man believes he's trapped in a time warp when the same Best Buy employee asks 4 times if he needs help finding anything. 3:17 PM Oct 10th from web
  19. Damn you, Vikings defense! Apox on all your homes! 8:38 PM Oct 5th from Ping.fm
  20. The Vikings' D is all over Rodgers tonight. Murder. 7:38 PM Oct 5th from TwitterRide
  • Name Garnzo
  • Location Secret Underground Lair
  • Web http://www.ryanga...
  • Bio 1 part writer, 1 part programmer, 2 parts dry vermouth. Shake well.
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