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  1. Why couldn't Mary have pushed out Jesus a week sooner? I want Christmas now! 3:35 PM Dec 18th from Ping.fm
  2. Oh, Keith Olbermann... why must you taint my Sunday night football every week? (...and I do mean "taint") 5:24 PM Dec 13th from TweetDeck
  3. is drinking spiked egg nog and watching The Grinch Who Stole Christmas (original cartoon, not the Jim Carrey version) 7:12 PM Dec 12th from Ping.fm
  4. For the last friggin' time, Hank Williams Jr... YES! I'm ready for some goddamn football! So stop asking... 7:28 PM Dec 7th from Ping.fm
  5. @velvethammer Likin' the new avatar, V. Very festive... and sassy! 7:48 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  6. I'm playing a racing video game while intoxicated and winning... take THAT DUI laws... 5:55 PM Nov 29th from Ping.fm
  7. RT @BillCorbett: Well, you know who else used to cite Godwin's Law all the time? HITLER. 9:11 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  8. Damn you, Mario! Damn you and all of Mushroom Kingdom! 6:08 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  9. RT @Drudge_Report: Schwarzenegger caught parking Porsche in red zone... http://tinyurl.com/ydqdq49 5:54 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  10. Tweeting While Incarcerated (TWI): Oscar-winning screenwriter/director Roger Avary (Pulp Fiction, Beowulf) http://ff.im/-bTrXc 8:56 AM Nov 23rd from FriendFeed
  11. RT @BillCorbett: Finally found my purpose in life: to lovingly maintain the COP ROCK Wiki page. Everything else is secondary. 'Bye! 11:23 AM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  12. RT @velvethammer: Must see video! LMAO - #SNL Takes a Swipe at #Obama Over China Trip http://bit.ly/6jTYXl #hcr #hc09 #tcot #ocra #sgp 8:34 AM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  13. RT @nannygoats: My hubs knows everything about me. Cuz we communicate. Every day --> HIM: "What's up?" ME: "Read my blog." See? Everything. 12:43 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  14. College students arrested for not paying tip?? http://is.gd/4Zk5X WTF... 8:37 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  15. Oh, Netflix movie streaming... why can't I quit you? 9:34 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  16. It's funny because it's true: "Seth MacFarlane's Secret" (via College Humor) http://is.gd/4XBDU 7:40 PM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  17. The New Super Mario Bros. game for the Wii is kicking my ass. 5:14 PM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  18. RT @alyankovic: So sad - he was one of the nicest guys ever. RIP Ken Ober. http://bit.ly/1fmqb0 6:54 PM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  19. RT @BillCorbett: Oh Twitterspam Britney, don't your jaws ever get tired? 2:07 PM Nov 15th from TweetDeck
  20. RT @brooksbayne: "scientists: 'bacon sandwiches cure hangovers'" http://grf.me/Pt6m duh. #bacon 10:34 AM Nov 15th from TweetDeck
  • Name Garnzo
  • Location Secret Underground Lair
  • Web http://www.ryanga...
  • Bio 1 part writer, 1 part programmer, 2 parts dry vermouth. Shake well.
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