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GarnetJoyce

  1. Fuck yes venice bakery #noms #glutenfree about 11 hours ago via UberSocial for Android
  2. Drunk #margaritas about 11 hours ago via UberSocial for Android
  3. My wife just called me Snyder #buffy about 11 hours ago via UberSocial for Android
  4. Sex dreams with characters from tv shows I'm watching seems to be the theme. Last night: Leslie Knope & Ben Wyatt 6:28 AM May 26th via UberSocial for Android
  5. I bet I could make a tastier mac & cheese than homeroom #oakland 8:15 PM May 25th via UberSocial for Android
  6. Got my CA drivers license. That is the worst picture of me ever 6:56 PM May 25th via UberSocial for Android
  7. @dangerouslilly did you rinse it after straining? 5:46 PM May 25th via UberSocial for Android in reply to dangerouslilly
  8. @dangerouslilly what brand did you get? I love Trader Joe's brown rice pasta 4:28 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to dangerouslilly
  9. @Epiphora you have testimonials from ppl who did listen, but you should also have ones for ppl who didn't at their peril 3:45 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to Epiphora
  10. er listened ... damn typos 3:33 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
  11. . @Epiphora should start a section on her blog called "I should've listed to Epiphora" 3:32 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
  12. Trying to come up w a way to write this blog post that doesn't trash the toy - they are a company I work with. #shouldvelistenedtoEpiphora 3:30 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
  13. My new project: Bay Area Bumper Stickers Tumblr is.gd/J8UEca 3:10 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
  14. I took a bunch of bumper sticker photos for my new project, but half of them are gone. WTF phone!?!? 3:00 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
  15. This is the time of day when I count down the minutes until a @MarkDoesStuff review is posted 12:54 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
  16. A 3 Stooges porn parody? Ok guys now we're reaching 3:52 PM May 24th via UberSocial for Android
  17. @Earlytobed HAHA ... Although I'm not sure what would be appropriate ... Milk? Mt Dew? Apple juice? 2:36 PM May 24th via UberSocial for Android in reply to Earlytobed
  18. @MarkDoesStuff yay! Normally I like the ads on your blog so that one was shocking 2:30 PM May 24th via UberSocial for Android in reply to MarkDoesStuff
  19. @MarkDoesStuff magazine.townhall.com/anncoulter 2:24 PM May 24th via UberSocial for Android in reply to MarkDoesStuff
  20. @dangerouslilly not really sure. There are a lot of factors but I don't tend to ask how much it costs to make products 2:21 PM May 24th via UberSocial for Android in reply to dangerouslilly