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  1. Jonathan Q. Arbuckle. The man is a laugh riot.
  2. Life sure is strange and mysterious. It's hard to believe that Jon could lose his socks after he put them on.
  3. Jon says I have a bad attitude in the morning. Well, some people have to ease into the day. I feel better after I've killed something.
  4. Jon thinks I should tone up my muscles a bit. Yeah right. How fit do you have to be to goof off?
  5. Life is ugly. Though not as ugly as the underside of a dog's tongue.
  6. Odie and I were playing "fetch the train" earlier today...
  7. They're showing a movie tonight on TV called "The Man Who Stubbed His Toe"......I understand there's a lot of adult language in it.
  8. Jon got another fern. You have to admire his perseverance...and pity his stupidity.
  9. I didn't get enough sleep last night. I slept the whole time, but the night just wasn't long enough.
  10. Boy that was dumb. Life isn't anything like a birdbath. Life...is like a sock monkey...
  11. Life is like a birdbath. It's made of concrete, filled with water, and uh...birds like to splash in it.
  12. Butterflies are versatile. They can caress the air, kiss the dew from the flowers, and they can embed themselves in radiators.
  13. Self-indulgence. There's a message in those great words. If you don't indulge yourself...nobody will.
  14. When Mr. Excitement steps into the room, you can cut the apathy with a knife...
  15. It's all so perfectly depressing today that I can't wipe this smile off my face.
  16. Well Monday greeted me the usual way today. Our relationship is complicated.
  17. Jon told me not to take the lid off of the cookie jar, so instead I took the jar off of the lid.
  18. I've decided against a career in egg juggling...
  19. Thing's aren't always as they seem. Jon has a surprise waiting for him.
  20. Simple truths are the most profound truths.