Garfield_Cat
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I turned down eggs this morning when Jon offered some. I WOULD have liked some eggs, if Jon hadn't been fixing them with my spider swatter.
5:06 PM Nov 25th
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Of all the money Jon wasted on goldfish, he could've saved up and bought me a trout.
7:21 PM Nov 24th
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Out of curiosity, who wishes I would update more often?
12:43 PM Nov 24th
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I was considering taking up a hobby today, but then I realized that staying bored takes less effort.
7:29 AM Nov 21st
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Jonathan Q. Arbuckle. The man is a laugh riot.
2:53 PM Nov 4th
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Life sure is strange and mysterious. It's hard to believe that Jon could lose his socks after he put them on.
10:47 AM Jul 12th
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Jon says I have a bad attitude in the morning. Well, some people have to ease into the day. I feel better after I've killed something.
11:42 AM Jul 1st
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Jon thinks I should tone up my muscles a bit. Yeah right. How fit do you have to be to goof off?
7:50 PM Jun 29th
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Life is ugly. Though not as ugly as the underside of a dog's tongue.
4:24 PM Jun 23rd
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Odie and I were playing "fetch the train" earlier today...
3:49 PM Jun 18th
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They're showing a movie tonight on TV called "The Man Who Stubbed His Toe"......I understand there's a lot of adult language in it.
1:15 PM Jun 5th
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Jon got another fern. You have to admire his perseverance...and pity his stupidity.
9:46 PM May 31st
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I didn't get enough sleep last night. I slept the whole time, but the night just wasn't long enough.
2:40 PM May 29th
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Boy that was dumb. Life isn't anything like a birdbath. Life...is like a sock monkey...
5:37 PM May 14th
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Life is like a birdbath. It's made of concrete, filled with water, and uh...birds like to splash in it.
5:36 PM May 14th
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Butterflies are versatile. They can caress the air, kiss the dew from the flowers, and they can embed themselves in radiators.
5:24 PM May 4th
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Self-indulgence. There's a message in those great words. If you don't indulge yourself...nobody will.
7:25 PM Apr 22nd
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When Mr. Excitement steps into the room, you can cut the apathy with a knife...
3:47 PM Apr 20th
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It's all so perfectly depressing today that I can't wipe this smile off my face.
9:22 AM Apr 17th
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Well Monday greeted me the usual way today. Our relationship is complicated.
5:37 PM Apr 13th
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