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  1. Jonathan Q. Arbuckle. The man is a laugh riot. 2:53 PM Nov 4th from web
  2. Life sure is strange and mysterious. It's hard to believe that Jon could lose his socks after he put them on. 10:47 AM Jul 12th from web
  3. Jon says I have a bad attitude in the morning. Well, some people have to ease into the day. I feel better after I've killed something. 11:42 AM Jul 1st from web
  4. Jon thinks I should tone up my muscles a bit. Yeah right. How fit do you have to be to goof off? 7:50 PM Jun 29th from web
  5. Life is ugly. Though not as ugly as the underside of a dog's tongue. 4:24 PM Jun 23rd from web
  6. Odie and I were playing "fetch the train" earlier today... 3:49 PM Jun 18th from web
  7. They're showing a movie tonight on TV called "The Man Who Stubbed His Toe"......I understand there's a lot of adult language in it. 1:15 PM Jun 5th from web
  8. Jon got another fern. You have to admire his perseverance...and pity his stupidity. 9:46 PM May 31st from web
  9. I didn't get enough sleep last night. I slept the whole time, but the night just wasn't long enough. 2:40 PM May 29th from web
  10. Boy that was dumb. Life isn't anything like a birdbath. Life...is like a sock monkey... 5:37 PM May 14th from web
  11. Life is like a birdbath. It's made of concrete, filled with water, and uh...birds like to splash in it. 5:36 PM May 14th from web
  12. Butterflies are versatile. They can caress the air, kiss the dew from the flowers, and they can embed themselves in radiators. 5:24 PM May 4th from web
  13. Self-indulgence. There's a message in those great words. If you don't indulge yourself...nobody will. 7:25 PM Apr 22nd from web
  14. When Mr. Excitement steps into the room, you can cut the apathy with a knife... 3:47 PM Apr 20th from web
  15. It's all so perfectly depressing today that I can't wipe this smile off my face. 9:22 AM Apr 17th from web
  16. Well Monday greeted me the usual way today. Our relationship is complicated. 5:37 PM Apr 13th from web
  17. Jon told me not to take the lid off of the cookie jar, so instead I took the jar off of the lid. 4:56 AM Apr 9th from web
  18. I've decided against a career in egg juggling... 7:38 PM Apr 3rd from web
  19. Thing's aren't always as they seem. Jon has a surprise waiting for him. 4:01 PM Mar 26th from web
  20. Simple truths are the most profound truths. 1:09 PM Mar 15th from web