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  1. How about a contest on eating stiff breaded fried chicken leftovers? Winner will b based on max distance it flies off your plate 7:16 PM Jul 21st from web
  2. I wonder if taking a cold shower during a fever is like putting gravy on a sizzling plate? http://plurk.com/p/14vr0w 10:11 PM Jun 28th from web
  3. 2day I'm forced to wear da tightest purple shirt ever in entire my life. Apparently da tightness can b arousing. 7:36 PM Jun 24th from web
  4. I am doing everybody a favor by keeping my car filthy. Because each time I get a carwash it rains. hard. http://plurk.com/p/1340dk 8:15 PM Jun 22nd from web
  5. Companies must unite against AH1N1! Ask your infected employees 2 setup meetings with your competitors. http://plurk.com/p/120d7a 5:16 PM Jun 18th from web
  6. says when they put d thermal camera @ the lobby there should be a sign dat confirms if u are "HOT" or "NOT"... http://plurk.com/p/11t0le 11:22 PM Jun 17th from web
  7. is twiddling his fingers wondering why nobody showed up for his meeting... http://plurk.com/p/11qvco 6:38 PM Jun 17th from web
  8. why is it after i eat Chowking my hands get sticky? 10:23 PM Jun 16th from web
  9. I've been to Tokyo Disneyland. Can you imagine Donald Duck speaking in Japanese? He sounds the same. 5:31 AM Jun 16th from web
  10. wife says i look like Nacho Libre when I don't use the hairdryer http://plurk.com/p/ukde4 6:10 AM May 18th from web
  11. says " !!!... The weekend's over?!?" http://plurk.com/p/ufcrk 5:42 PM May 17th from web
  12. feels nauseated after seeing this http://thisiswhyyourefat.com http://plurk.com/p/qru29 12:40 AM Apr 29th from web
  13. #2 and #3 keys broke off. How can I send SMS now?? http://plurk.com/p/qoi2l 10:29 AM Apr 28th from web
  14. is back in Manila. It's 2am and I'm wide awake. Uh-oh... http://plurk.com/p/qat67 10:45 AM Apr 26th from web
  15. has 3 hours to go... must... stay... awake... must... stay... Zzzzzzzz.... !!! Must... stay.... http://plurk.com/p/q2gdk 3:15 AM Apr 25th from web
  16. @filpadme go for their beew stew noodles. Saraaaaap! highly recommended. Just dont wear white while eating it. :D 2:06 AM Apr 25th from web in reply to filpadme
  17. has not had any sleep since 6am YESTERDAY. struggling to stay awake in Schipol Airport... http://plurk.com/p/q1nka 12:09 AM Apr 25th from web
  18. makes the most of his last day in Warsaw http://plurk.com/p/pz53j 10:49 AM Apr 24th from web
  19. @filpadme Poland is beautiful! Having a great time with my friends so far... Check out some photos on my blog. Will add more soon... 3:53 PM Apr 23rd from web in reply to filpadme
  20. had Poland's version of "Crispy Pata" http://plurk.com/p/pszo6 3:51 PM Apr 23rd from web