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  1. Need more coffee to get my Saturday starter started. Want2 add brandy, but that'd start me in wrong direction, back2 last night 6:07 AM Nov 21st from web
  2. GOP Senators boycotting Environment and Public Works Committee hearings to kill Environmental reform. http://bit.ly/4lKM5 5:34 AM Nov 5th from web
  3. GOP Winning War On America! And we didn't even know it was war. http://bit.ly/4lKM5B 5:28 AM Nov 5th from web
  4. RT GuyGrubGuy Nice shot Noni in a whipped cream bikini. http://bit.ly/1Iar3I // funny blog, too 12:19 PM Nov 3rd from web
  5. Two roads diverged in a wood and I... stopped in a bar to consider my options. 4:34 PM Nov 1st from web
  6. Find out who coaches GOP oddball Michael Steele on Lester & Charlie's Greatest Hits. Featuring Miss Missouri 1979 9:38 AM Nov 1st from web
  7. Wake up and smell the instant decaf. No, better not wake up until there's real coffee. 3:45 AM Nov 1st from web
  8. Going as Glenn Beck with chainsaw and audio of show. People should be so scared of tape, I may not need the chainsaw. 2:28 PM Oct 31st from web
  9. RWNJ Michele Bachmann leads "Fck Healthcare Party" on National Mall next week. FoxNews teams will probably make up half the audience. 1:04 PM Oct 31st from web
  10. @stpaulgal49 Smallworldtime. it was your name I wanted to add to my LIST. Thx 12:40 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to stpaulgal49
  11. Noni The Intern on OpenSalon breaks me up. http://bit.ly/4el9y 12:39 PM Oct 31st from web
  12. Teabaggers have split GOP into two piles. Conservative to the point of stupidity. Conservative to the point of insanity. 10:22 AM Oct 31st from web
  13. If Libs are going to win HCR, Harry Reid Needs To Get A Dick http://tinyurl.com/yffvovf 9:15 AM Oct 31st from web
  14. Do not mix tonight. I mean do not mix Halloween candy with alcohol. Instead, do crack, it's better for you. 7:19 AM Oct 31st from web
  15. Too early to get up. Too late to go back to bad. Too bad. 12:52 AM Oct 31st from web
  16. Ghostwitterer costume: Wear a sheet. Imprint What are you doing? boxes and let everybody write best tweets on u. 5:40 PM Oct 30th from web
  17. Noni the Intern take satirical look at secession and the USSA, United Socialist States of America — http://bit.ly/4el9y 5:34 PM Oct 30th from web
  18. I like LISTS with people who think like me so I don't have to think anymore, saving me from my own brain taking over my body. 3:02 PM Oct 30th from web
  19. RT @ivanafter5 Glenn Beck's latest book: "Arguing with Idiots." Proof positive he talks to himself. 2:36 PM Oct 30th from web
  20. OMG, I'm on LISTS. Gotta Tweet Better! Where is my fortune cookie collection? 2:33 PM Oct 30th from web
  • Name JohnPatrickGallagher
  • Location Hell's Kitchen, NYC
  • Web http://totallybea...
  • Bio Totally Beaugus Liberal Greenie Chicago Bear Fan. Satirist-philosopher. Into politics, economics, social commentary, original humorous tweets
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