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GalatBaat

  1. Now, the only way Amisha Patel can save her falling career is if she changes her name to 'Petrol'. :P 10:52 AM May 23rd via web
  2. Roses are Red, Skies are Blue, My Cat is pregnant, Thanks to You.... 9:51 AM May 23rd via web
  3. Manmohan to Sonia: Aaj kuch toofani karte hain. Sonia: Pet-rol ke bha-av bada-kar aam aadmi ki g-and ma-rte hain. 9:48 AM May 23rd via web
  4. Sachin da news vekh ke ankhiyaan jo hanju rull gaye.... 9:20 AM Apr 26th via Seesmic
  5. Reading Sachin's name on PM's recommendation letter, Pratibha Patil must've been like "Hmmm, naam suna suna sa lagta hai. Khair, mujhe kya?" 9:10 AM Apr 26th via Seesmic
  6. Dear Sachin, Why U NO stick to sports?? 9:04 AM Apr 26th via Seesmic
  7. Some people are so good looking that you feel like murdering them. 11:27 AM Apr 25th via web
  8. You're so ugly that even an Instagram filter can't fix your face. 11:26 AM Apr 25th via web
  9. Here's the ultimate #REALMenDont pic--> twitter.com/GalatBaat/stat… 11:14 AM Apr 25th via web
  10. #REALMenDont hit girls ever. They just hit on girls. ;) 10:34 AM Apr 25th via web
  11. A boy who treats his girlfriend like a princess is a proof that he has been raised by a queen. :) 10:31 AM Apr 25th via web
  12. Seriously people, being 16 & Pregnant is not cool. 10:26 AM Apr 25th via web
  13. Height of embarrassment: Man sitting with his wife in park, Another lady comes & says: Paise pehle lena, ye aadmi baad mein lafda karta hai. 10:21 AM Apr 25th via web
  14. Santa: Aaj faisla ho jaye batao tum kis kis ke saath soti ho? Wife: Kasam se ji sirf aap k saath hi soti hun. Baaki sone kahan dete hain. 10:16 AM Apr 25th via web
  15. The most emotional moment in a boy’s life is when a girl asks: “Can I have your number?” Itni khushi....., ki ankhiyaan'ch hanju rulde. ;) 10:07 AM Apr 25th via web
  16. What is will-power? A: Its when you see 10 new notifications, 20 unread msgs & 30 new friend requests, and you still hit "Logout". 10:01 AM Apr 25th via web
  17. When a girl thinks of her future with her boyfriend, Its NORMAL. When a boy thinks of his future with his girlfriend, its f*ckin SERIOUS! 9:58 AM Apr 25th via web
  18. Why is 16 & Pregnant trending in India? Its hard to "patao" a 16 year old here, forget screwing her. 9:44 AM Apr 25th via web
  19. If you haven't heard Kolaveri Di #ThenYouAreNotLivingInIndia 9:34 AM Apr 25th via web