gadgetfingers
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Everybody likes Englebert Humperdinck but no one likes England. There is only one logical outcome - war.
2:32 PM May 26th
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Jon ola sand looks like he can be bought.
2:28 PM May 26th
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Remember, some of these performers learned about music from the crackling long-wave radio at the back of the communal sex hut.
2:13 PM May 26th
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More Botox, now.
2:26 PM May 26th
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Must remember to tuck pants into shoes tomorrow.
2:24 PM May 26th
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I didn't realise they made casios' that big.
2:22 PM May 26th
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Right, time for me to vote.
2:17 PM May 26th
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@ not the great g g g g grilfs ?
2:16 PM May 26th
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in reply to Random_Penguin
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If you call the eurovision hotline and press 443, you'll commission a new series of dangermouse.
2:03 PM May 26th
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Test message ?, learn to speak English or get out of Europe
2:00 PM May 26th
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@ Moldova man is almost dressed like a pirate.
1:58 PM May 26th
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in reply to muttongeoff
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And how long has the Ukraine been in Europe. It's not on my globe. Can't wait for the Atlantis entry.
1:55 PM May 26th
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@ I thought there was something wrong with my telly.
1:52 PM May 26th
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in reply to whiffytidings
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Ireland would have done better with the my little horse song from father ted.
1:47 PM May 26th
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Curse you, British mosquitos; curse you to hades.
1:23 PM May 26th
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Unusual closing dialogue to the film, 13 assassins I thought; "and years later they started making camcorders, the end ?"
4:31 AM May 26th
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the international summer snowman fiddling team 2008. It's @ @ @ @ @
1:37 PM May 25th
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@ I'll cum round and poke it up.
2:42 AM May 25th
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in reply to muttongeoff
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Just seen someone with half a thumb sporting a thumb ring, 'twas quite the thing.
12:56 AM May 25th
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@ damn fledgling project. I'd chuck them all in the river, that's what I'd do that is.
9:39 AM May 24th
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