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GabeGarza

I think the word "bagpipe" should be changed to "pipebag." It just seems more accurate. Yep. Just my two cents. 3:44 PM May 23rd via web
While the combination of chocolate & peanut butter is amazing, it does not match the awesome combination of juggling & tap dancing. 3:12 PM May 23rd via web
Caught a glimpse of side-boob the other night & got excited...then realized i was looking at a fat dude wearing a tanktop #theregoesmylibido 4:43 PM May 22nd via web
I've come to realize that drinking Steel Reserve nonstop for a week straight is not a way to promote brain health or speed up my metabolism. 3:50 PM May 21st via web
Rolled outta bed late, went to work unaware that my mattresses' indentation was plastered on my face. People thought I had dropsy.Good times 3:17 PM May 21st via web
@MrChristianM Haha! Well done, sir! 4:02 PM May 9th via web in reply to MrChristianM
I've never "butt dialed" anyone before, cause I keep my phone in my front pocket. However, I have "testicle dialed" people before. 3:57 PM May 9th via web
You know it's hot when your upper thighs are sweating...& you're not in motion. 4:05 PM May 8th via web
I've been saving up money on hair plugs for my knees. 1:18 PM May 5th via web
I'm thinking of getting my lower lip waxed. 1:10 PM May 5th via web
It's Cinco de Mayo; which means "a fifth of mayonnaise" in Spanish. 7:11 AM May 5th via web
Went fly fishing yesterday & caught 2 buttons & 12 zippers. 10:57 AM May 4th via web
@lucasmolandes Great news. Congrats! Can't wait to see what you come up with. 10:36 AM May 4th via web in reply to lucasmolandes
RIP Adam Yauch. Thanks for the music! 10:19 AM May 4th via web
It's hotter & muggier than a Cajun chef's ass crack right now. 3:58 PM May 3rd via web
Ate a glazed donut at work that tasted funny...then was told we only ordered plain donuts. What the hell did I just eat?! 3:39 PM May 3rd via web
@toborprime They are...and they're mighty impressive. 6:24 PM May 2nd via web in reply to toborprime
@toborprime He created Cable. Look up his picture of Captain America...it's fucking ridiculous. 6:00 PM May 2nd via web in reply to toborprime
I'm thinking about getting my taint tattooed. 5:17 PM May 2nd via web
@toborprime Did Liefeld draw it? Cause the only consistency with him is that everything looks like crap. 4:50 PM May 2nd via web in reply to toborprime

Name Gabe Garza
Location You Know Where
Web http://www.chud.c...
Bio Beauty queen (Miss Rhode Island 1946) who enjoys knitting, making cheese balls & randomly punching sailors.CHUD.com blogger & Planettobor.com multitasker.