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- What you talkin bout Willis joke already been made? Ok ok, how about the Willis/penis jokes? Oh, um, ok.
I'm always late to the party.about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
- For the record: I'm an equal oppertunity offender.Most people I meet on a daily basis are pretty much retarded and deserve to be made fun ofabout 2 hours ago from Birdhouse
- The only words I understood from those two elderly asians was "sake bomb"about 2 hours ago from Birdhouse
- The magizines are getting thinner and thinner. Pretty soon I'll have to start reading actual books on the toilet.about 3 hours ago from Birdhouse
- I wish I could just pre-star every tweet by these people: @designbuff @PolarBear_ @linajk @Aimee_B_Loved and @cubicle2 save my star finger!about 5 hours ago from web
- Let's see how many people I can piss off today. Or piss on, I guess, there are many paths.about 7 hours ago from Birdhouse
- Sorry, had a grammar policeman pull me over there.about 14 hours ago from web
- So, um, how many of you guys out there are going to admit to watching a little boy play with his magic wand and an old gay man for 3 hrs?about 14 hours ago from web
- I might or might not have spent my first night without my wife in 2 years watching Star Trek TNG episodes on Hulu.about 15 hours ago from web
- @sinburned LOL... yeah, should have guessed that one.about 17 hours ago from web in reply to sinburned
- @sinburned I try to eat with the traditional utensils if I can. For me, it ads to the experience. What is your ethnic background?about 17 hours ago from web in reply to sinburned
- I'm so hungry I'm eating this Chinese food with a fork. A FORK! Ming Chan at Su Hong would be so disappointed.about 17 hours ago from web
- Pro tip: in retail, the customer is always right.
Unless they are complete fucking morons, then you have the right to piss on their shoesabout 19 hours ago from Birdhouse
- @Yayaa WHOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHhhhhsssssssssssssiiizzzzzzzzzzabout 19 hours ago from web in reply to Yayaa
- @mycorpse I 2nd that and I would add that he's a good guy AND has that cool extra T on the end of his name like a dingleberry @joeschmittabout 20 hours ago from web in reply to mycorpse
- ♫ when the shit is pouring down, more than I can tell ya, ya'll can stand under my shitbrella, ella ella hey hey ♫about 20 hours ago from web
- ok, how long until I can add a ba-doom crash drum sound to the end of my tweets? Get on that @evabout 20 hours ago from web
- @jonconnelly what are we talking about now? Listen, you should know I'm a walking shitstorm by now. If you don't have a shitbrella, well…about 21 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to jonconnelly
- Sometimes I wish Twitter would rollover my unused charectors.
Nevermind, I do enough damage with 140.about 22 hours ago from Birdhouse
- Him did my package arrive yet? Me didn't you bring it with you? Him <blink blink> *that was the sound of a joke going right over your head*about 23 hours ago from Birdhouse
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- Name 0101011
- Location west of the Mason-Dixson line
- Web http://favrd.text...
- Bio I think I will ride my mechanical bull to work today.
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