GSouder
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There's this magical moment, a silence after I start peeing and before the stream hits the water. That's where god is, man.
about 6 hours ago
from UberTwitter
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Owning a Prius is californian for "I drive like a douche"
about 11 hours ago
from UberTwitter
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The romance isn't truly dead until you find yourself trimming your nose hair, scratching your nuts and reading @ in bed with the wife
10:58 PM Nov 24th
from web
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.@ that tweet featured an open source interface letting the user insert their own joke making it more enjoyable for them... Quality
10:51 PM Nov 24th
from web
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One of the people I follow is very close to 40,000 tweets. If I had 10 cents for every one of her tweets I would have a fuck load of dimes.
10:32 PM Nov 24th
from web
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@ I couldn't come up with anything so I cheated. Maybe I need steroids.
10:28 PM Nov 24th
from web
in reply to MonikkaB
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Something something [insert violence] something Snuggie bear something something Live happily ever after.
The end.
10:22 PM Nov 24th
from web
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@ its free, therefore I am. Using it, that is.
8:24 PM Nov 24th
from UberTwitter
in reply to kourikage
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Yes, the blackberry is my new shiny work phone and I deleted tinytwitter because I'm not lame
8:12 PM Nov 24th
from UberTwitter
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Trying out tiny twitter for my blackberry and all I can say is that I miss my tweetie 2
7:46 PM Nov 24th
from TinyTwitter
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I'm not 100 percent sure I'm in the MENS bathroom.
11:02 AM Nov 24th
from mobile web
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You people will star anything. ANYTHING!
monkey dog shit apple pie.
See you starred that, didn't you?
British cesspool elephant testicle
10:11 PM Nov 23rd
from web
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I just spent the past hour starring the shit out of you. I found a few new people to follow, too.
8:33 PM Nov 22nd
from web
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RT @: To new followers: Thanks for following, and please check out the link in my profile to find other funny people on twitt
...
8:03 PM Nov 22nd
from web
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I'm very happy and proud that many of my Twitter friends have massive amounts of stars on favstar.fm but a part of me is jealous as well.
3:26 PM Nov 22nd
from web
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@ try that?
2:57 PM Nov 22nd
from web
in reply to jinxlovesrhps
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Am I the only one that thinks Tina Fey has gone too far with this Sara Palin impersonation? I just heard she wrote a book...
2:48 PM Nov 22nd
from web
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heres the paintings of naked obama fighting bears on unicorns
2:30 PM Nov 22nd
from web
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We should should forget about the Turkey this year and just stuff ourselfs with Native Americans.
1:53 PM Nov 22nd
from Tweetie
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I just can't quit you.
Or
10:53 AM Nov 22nd
from Tweetie
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- Name KUNG POW CHICKEN
- Location Boreoburbia
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio Nothing says who's the bitch in this relationship better than a sidecar.
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