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@ 1) he looks like a 12 year old 2) he's a dude and I'm not gay 3) you had plenty of room, why didn't you just spell "have" out?
7:23 AM Nov 10th
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Someone just rt'ed me from 4 months ago. Either he's been getting very deep into my twitter page (stalker) or he's from the past (McFly)
7:16 AM Nov 10th
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@ I think I could spend an hour once a week arguing with @ when she tries to tell me how old she is.
8:53 PM Nov 9th
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Hmm... @ gets a TV show and all I get is that one annoying fuck who points out all my typos. The universe hates me.
8:40 PM Nov 9th
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the trick to the trending topics list is to follow so many lists that you never see the fucking thing.
6:48 PM Nov 9th
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"funny, I thought you'd turn out gay" Shit my dad said.
6:44 PM Nov 9th
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The only thing that would make me watch an episode of Oprah would be if she did the Truffle Shuffle while sitting on Bette Midler's nose
10:26 PM Nov 8th
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@ No, I don't think anyone over looks it. They just wait till I leave the room to ask her why she's with me.
I'd like to know too.
9:50 PM Nov 8th
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how much it would cost for Fred Savage to do a voice over of my life? I dunno but I'm paying for it with the money I saved by choosing Geico
6:56 PM Nov 8th
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Cause: White people in suits saying the word "holla" while raising the roof Effect: a verbal drive by and then pouring out my 40 oz coffee
7:54 AM Nov 8th
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"...So, it's not you, it's me. And by me I mean my dog. He's an asshole. To answer your question? No, I wouldn't suggest petting him"
7:54 AM Nov 7th
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This is the first time Friday and a weekend actually mean something to me and I'm in bed by 9. Dentures and Depends can only be so far away
10:12 PM Nov 6th
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I got your intetgrated circuit right here
4:57 PM Nov 6th
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@ I'm just going to go to bed and assume that you forgot to put the three comas, 9 zeros and a K in there. Goodnight.
10:28 PM Nov 5th
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@ Cool, if crosswords are *so* 2005 I can finally say I am VINTAGE, which, of course, means I cost more now.
10:08 PM Nov 5th
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10 out of 10 people honestly think their lane is the slowest in a traffic jam
5:21 PM Nov 5th
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Twitter can be broken down into 2 groups: those that are bitching and...um... Apparenty Twitter can only be broken down into 1 group
5:13 PM Nov 5th
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Right, like *you've* never filled out a crossword puzzle with random letters to impress the boss only to have him come over and help.
1:03 PM Nov 5th
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In the words of my personal hero, Ghandi, channeling Budda, these are words to live by: "IN YOUR FACE JOBOO"
10:26 AM Nov 5th
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His farts became much more interesting after I shoved that *fucking* harmonica up his ass
5:52 PM Nov 4th
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- Name KUNG POW CHICKEN
- Location Boreoburbia
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio I got your intetgrated circuit right here... if you know what I mean *wink*
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