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  1. What you talkin bout Willis joke already been made? Ok ok, how about the Willis/penis jokes? Oh, um, ok. I'm always late to the party.
  2. For the record: I'm an equal oppertunity offender.Most people I meet on a daily basis are pretty much retarded and deserve to be made fun of
  3. The only words I understood from those two elderly asians was "sake bomb"
  4. The magizines are getting thinner and thinner. Pretty soon I'll have to start reading actual books on the toilet.
  5. I wish I could just pre-star every tweet by these people: @designbuff @PolarBear_ @linajk @Aimee_B_Loved and @cubicle2 save my star finger!
  6. Let's see how many people I can piss off today. Or piss on, I guess, there are many paths.
  7. Sorry, had a grammar policeman pull me over there.
  8. So, um, how many of you guys out there are going to admit to watching a little boy play with his magic wand and an old gay man for 3 hrs?
  9. I might or might not have spent my first night without my wife in 2 years watching Star Trek TNG episodes on Hulu.
  10. @sinburned LOL... yeah, should have guessed that one.
  11. @sinburned I try to eat with the traditional utensils if I can. For me, it ads to the experience. What is your ethnic background?
  12. I'm so hungry I'm eating this Chinese food with a fork. A FORK! Ming Chan at Su Hong would be so disappointed.
  13. Pro tip: in retail, the customer is always right. Unless they are complete fucking morons, then you have the right to piss on their shoes
  14. @Yayaa WHOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHhhhhsssssssssssssiiizzzzzzzzzz
  15. @mycorpse I 2nd that and I would add that he's a good guy AND has that cool extra T on the end of his name like a dingleberry @joeschmitt
  16. ♫ when the shit is pouring down, more than I can tell ya, ya'll can stand under my shitbrella, ella ella hey hey ♫
  17. ok, how long until I can add a ba-doom crash drum sound to the end of my tweets? Get on that @ev
  18. @jonconnelly what are we talking about now? Listen, you should know I'm a walking shitstorm by now. If you don't have a shitbrella, well…
  19. Sometimes I wish Twitter would rollover my unused charectors. Nevermind, I do enough damage with 140.
  20. Him did my package arrive yet? Me didn't you bring it with you? Him <blink blink> *that was the sound of a joke going right over your head*