Profile_bird

Hey there! GSouder is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving GSouder's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

GSouder

  1. There's this magical moment, a silence after I start peeing and before the stream hits the water. That's where god is, man.
  2. Owning a Prius is californian for "I drive like a douche"
  3. The romance isn't truly dead until you find yourself trimming your nose hair, scratching your nuts and reading @replies in bed with the wife
  4. .@MonikkaB that tweet featured an open source interface letting the user insert their own joke making it more enjoyable for them... Quality
  5. One of the people I follow is very close to 40,000 tweets. If I had 10 cents for every one of her tweets I would have a fuck load of dimes.
  6. @MonikkaB I couldn't come up with anything so I cheated. Maybe I need steroids.
  7. Something something [insert violence] something Snuggie bear something something Live happily ever after. The end.
  8. @kourikage its free, therefore I am. Using it, that is.
  9. Yes, the blackberry is my new shiny work phone and I deleted tinytwitter because I'm not lame
  10. Trying out tiny twitter for my blackberry and all I can say is that I miss my tweetie 2
  11. I'm not 100 percent sure I'm in the MENS bathroom.
  12. You people will star anything. ANYTHING! monkey dog shit apple pie. See you starred that, didn't you? British cesspool elephant testicle
  13. I just spent the past hour starring the shit out of you. I found a few new people to follow, too. http://favstar.fm/users/GSo...
  14. RT @plaid_lemur: To new followers: Thanks for following, and please check out the link in my profile to find other funny people on twitt ...
  15. I'm very happy and proud that many of my Twitter friends have massive amounts of stars on favstar.fm but a part of me is jealous as well.
  16. @jinxlovesrhps http://wildammo.com/2009/07... try that?
  17. Am I the only one that thinks Tina Fey has gone too far with this Sara Palin impersonation? I just heard she wrote a book...
  18. http://bit.ly/nnlrq/ heres the paintings of naked obama fighting bears on unicorns
  19. We should should forget about the Turkey this year and just stuff ourselfs with Native Americans.
  20. I just can't quit you. #ThngsYouWontHearInAWestern Or #thingsyouwouldneverhearclinteastwoodsayinawestern