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GSorensen

  1. Happy birthday to @evereven!!
  2. All three cars arrive within three minutes of each other. Coming from three different states. Couldn't plan it better if we tried.
  3. Hakuna matata. (@ Mead's Cottages) 4sq.com/JSZK01
  4. Guess these fingers will have to stay crossed through the weekend.
  5. Fingers crossed.
  6. I seriously thought about John Maine last night.
  7. @KAS_712 Great point. I guess I was overly apocalyptic. :-)
  8. Happy birthday to @ALmightyG32!
  9. Stop-Motion Mario... This is amazing: youtu.be/oNQB5sEDDSc
  10. I'll put this day in the win column. Moved back home, saw my dog, booked LA, and getting pumped about this weekend. Hellooooo summerrrr!
  11. Just got this text: "Do you ever cry or get really upset missing the lake?" Answering now.
  12. Mets lose. It's all David Wright's fault, of course.
  13. @jmverlin Wait a second!
  14. @jmverlin I have no life.
  15. @jmverlin Move closer to your world, my friends. #patheticnewsnerd
  16. @jmverlin YES. They tried to do an orchestral update in the late 1990s and people protested and they went back to original in a few days.
  17. Deadspin has a photo of a streaker at tonight's Cardinals game. Tattoo said Hakuna Matata. It means no worries for the rest of your days.