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  1. [Classic] #1: I already know I'm going to Hell. So, at this point it's go big or go home. about 20 hours ago via web
  2. #1 [On cell phone]: Goldman fucking Sachs. Ever heard of it? [Click] 8:07 AM May 24th via web
  3. #1: All-time yield lows, spread product selling, swap spreads       pushing wider & Europe still fucked. I've seen this movie before. 8:27 AM May 23rd via web
  4. #1: Hey, do you have change for a $20? #2: $20's are change, bro. 11:08 PM May 22nd via web
  5. #1: It's the first time anything's ever gone down on Mark Zuckerberg. 11:16 AM May 22nd via web
  6. #1: Anchorman 2... Because Morgan Stanley d-bags need something to quote before they high-5 each other. 1:52 PM May 21st via web
  7. #1: I heard the Euro was spotted at DisneyWorld wearing a Make-A-Wish T-shirt. 11:54 AM May 21st via web
  8. #1: If people never trust a skinny chef, they shouldn't want their bankers to be poor. 7:50 AM May 21st via web
  9. “Retail investors should be circumspect of any offering they’re able to get their hands on. If you can get it, you don’t want it.” AR 12:03 PM May 20th via web
  10. #1: Woman shouldn't be allowed to play golf on weekends. I'm not sexist, but they're just too fucking slow. 12:34 PM May 17th via web
  11. #1: I'd never even pretend to be a vegetarian, even to get laid. #2: Those chicks are ugly anyway. 9:04 PM May 15th via web
  12. [Classic] #1: The Euro is dead. They're just bickering over who pays for the funeral. 2:45 PM May 14th via web
  13. #1: I drive better drunk. I go the speed limit. I concentrate. And I don't use my Blackberry. #2: The new S-class drives itself. 10:51 PM May 12th via web
  14. [London] Skirt #1: Singapore Airlines does an All-Business Class direct flight. MD #1: Where the Hell am I going to sit? 12:07 PM May 11th via web
  15. #1 [on the phone]: Fuck you. You threw in the towel at 10pm on Friday, and then took 2 days off. 7:29 AM May 10th via web
  16. [HK] #1: Come one man, this is Asia. At Deutsche, Michael Luk sent an analyst to Jakarta with a Birkin bag to win a HY mandate. 11:02 PM May 9th via web
  17. #1: I saw Zuckerberg at the IPO luncheon in his dopey-looking hoodie. #2: Heard it had 'Team Zimmerman' on the back. 9:43 AM May 9th via web
  18. #1: My tie collection is worth more than your car. 3:47 PM May 8th via web
  19. #1: The Beastie Boys got Jewish girls into rap music. #2: Gateway to black dudes. 11:50 AM May 4th via web
  20. [Leaving for Teterboro] MD#1: Simple rule. Act like you've been there before. And that applies to everything in life. 9:44 AM May 4th via web
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