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GREGuhhWALKER

  1. Apartment woes so far: a bat has taken up residence in our living room and all five fire alarms went off at 7am this morning. #LuigisMansion
  2. Sleeping in the hammock again tonight and not hating a single second of it. Night, y'all.
  3. My backpacking professor's wife dated Josh Ritter in college. #neat
  4. @drewhorton91 Dover, NH please come visit me soon, we'll go hiking!
  5. You're up, Europe.
  6. 6 days is a good amount of time to go hiking, but not when its during a French Canadian holiday. #plus/delta
  7. Two perfectly placed hooks on my front porch means the universe wants me to sleep in a hammock every night this summer.
  8. I drink your wifi. I drink it up!
  9. Do we really need to buy a router when there's an unlocked network, "linksys" available?
  10. Accidentally made it nasty this morning w/ my coffee. Put too much honey in it. It was nasty :(
  11. Yo momma so fat, she got adult onset diabetes! Super worried about her :(
  12. @omgndp HAGS c u next year u always welcome 2 get crunk at my abode in doverville
  13. @omgndp Im sry I didnt get 2 say g'bye 2day! Twas a honor being ur mate of rooms. Plz Njoy this hoarse i found @ work twitter.com/GREGuhhWALKER/…
  14. Shoutout to all y'all that don't play me back in Draw Something. I've grown as a man by accepting it and NOT h8ing ur collective guts.
  15. Hey you guys look at this hike I made today but have not yet actually done so idk that's a little fucked up, right?: mapmyhike.com/routes/view/91…
  16. Seriously, do any kids actually watch Regular Show? The show is sustained by 20-somethings.
  17. @KJtotheface What's a fuckass?
  18. @Stoooce GO TO BED YOU TRICKSY HOBBIT