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GPappalardo

  1. So, Europe has their own virtual reality glasses now or something. I wonder if they're rosy. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  2. I totally forgot the Ping Pong 500 sponsored by Methamphetamines™ was going on next door this weekend. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  3. Tubular. about 18 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  4. I think women are plotting to take over the world with keychains, I just don't know how. about 18 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  5. I shouldn't be awake and that mess down there proves it. 1:07 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  6. At the 'We Love Manatees Boutique' you can rest assured knowing all our products are made from 100% pure manatee. 12:57 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  7. Fighters fuck up, and lovers fuck down. 12:44 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  8. My least favorite words are "that's not almond rocha". 12:42 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  9. I don't know, the gerbil just wouldn't crawl up there. 11:57 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  10. I have protection now, my naked fingers will no longer touch your bare avatars. 11:14 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  11. I usually have crackers when I rub myself down with Crisco. 10:39 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  12. I didn't really follow that fake Tilda Swinton account because they were clearly making fun of her penis and that's just not cool. 9:10 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  13. In my daughters world ketchup is a main course. 6:46 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  14. I'm growing my back and shoulder hair out so if I go bald I have something to comb over. 11:26 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  15. Ever since I got rid of my Rover for a family car I've been stricken with cylinder envy. 11:10 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  16. If you ever want to know when it's going to rain in San Diego, just ask me when I'm going to wash my car next. 10:55 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  17. The news just said bud is heading in our direction, like from the sky I think. Am I dead. 10:19 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  18. Hi gh. 9:12 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  19. Sometimes a penis is a helicopter that can't fly. 1:32 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  20. I usually take off my shoes before I tell an inside joke. 11:24 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android