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  1. I've watched the Bill Cosby videos and followed his parenting advice explicitly,but the shooting them in the face with a bazooka puzzles me. about 4 hours ago from SocialScope
  2. Went into the computer industry for the unlimited supply of Dust-Off I could huff... I mean the challenge. about 5 hours ago from SocialScope
  3. Oh, I'm sure there's a special place in... somewhere for me. about 5 hours ago from SocialScope
  4. I kinda feel like I was cheated as a youth, no one in a van ever offered me candy. I might need therapy. about 5 hours ago from SocialScope
  5. Are Italians the Flying Spaghetti Monsters chosen people? And if so, does that mean I'm saved now? about 5 hours ago from SocialScope
  6. I want a giant hamster ball I can put my daughter in and take her to the park. about 5 hours ago from SocialScope
  7. Sometimes you have to wash your dick in the sink. There's no shame in that. about 6 hours ago from SocialScope
  8. As a new father, there is one question I'm dreading more than any other. "Daddy, what's a moral?" about 6 hours ago from SocialScope
  9. Some nights, like this, I halfway expect a man in a top hat to come out with a long hook and take my phone away. about 7 hours ago from SocialScope
  10. First rule of Public Restroom Club, don't talk to me while I'm holding my penis. about 13 hours ago from SocialScope
  11. Update on my drive to a million followers: (Drum roll) -3 followers! Now that's how you do it. Wait... about 13 hours ago from SocialScope
  12. Do they have shirts that say, "I got poked on Facebook" yet? about 14 hours ago from SocialScope
  13. Photo: Everyday she kills me with cuteness. http://tumblr.com/xvy47m6a9 about 15 hours ago from Tumblr
  14. Oh no! I just sent a picture of my penis to my boss, instead of my girlfriend. I hope he's secretly gay, could get that raise I wanted. about 18 hours ago from SocialScope
  15. Alright, I'm really close to a million followers. I just need 996,875 more and I'm there. I'm thinking tonight sometime. about 19 hours ago from SocialScope
  16. Update: Republicans AND Joe Lieberman really hate poor people. about 19 hours ago from SocialScope
  17. Man, Republicans sure hate poor people. about 20 hours ago from SocialScope
  18. I think the baby has my hair. Yeah she does, she does have my hair. A whole hand-full of it. 10:04 PM Nov 22nd from SocialScope
  19. I like to go to the bank and withdrawal money, get back in line and deposit it back. It feels good to touch it for that little while. 9:45 PM Nov 22nd from SocialScope
  20. Stand vigilant young parents, at some point they will go back to sleep. 4:18 PM Nov 22nd from SocialScope