GMinL
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Individual Results May Vary: Male Patron: I need some Rogaine.Me: Excuse me?MP: [rubbing his head with an index ...
6:36 PM Dec 22nd, 2010
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This Doesn't Have an Ending!: Patron: Hi, is the other lady here?Me: No, I'm sorry she's not. Is there anything ...
6:25 PM Dec 22nd, 2010
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Apropos of Nothing: A Female Patron stops by the reference desk after leaving the public computers area.FP: I ha...
2:31 PM Dec 1st, 2010
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Super Curmudgeon: A Male Patron stops by the reference desk after leaving the public computers area.MP: I didn't...
2:22 PM Dec 1st, 2010
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I Wouldn't Have Guessed: Patron 1: Guess what [unintelligible] gave me?Patron 2: What?Patron 1: A case worker.Su...
7:35 AM Nov 30th, 2010
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Tinnitus Is Not a Disease, But a Symptom: To the guy who, while using our public computers, listens to a hand-he...
7:33 AM Nov 30th, 2010
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In the Teeth of the Evidence: A Female Patron calls and wants to know the order of the books in Dorothy L. Sayer...
7:28 AM Nov 30th, 2010
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Privacy Ends at the Altar: Phone Patron: Hi, is my husband there?Me: I'm sorry, I don't know who your husband is...
2:00 PM Nov 29th, 2010
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Things Tony Tepid Doesn't Like: Cormack McCarthyPost-apocalyptic storiesUnrealistic sci-fi and fantasyMilitary fic...
6:23 PM Oct 13th, 2010
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Daylight Come and Me Wan' Go Home: Female Patron: Do you have any books with Harry Belafonte? Do you know him? Hav...
4:28 PM Aug 31st, 2010
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A Process Known as Micturition: One benchmark moment in my career involves the drunk regular with the hateful wife...
10:47 AM Aug 19th, 2010
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Reach Out and Punch Someone: Throughout the day, people may borrow our phone to make quick calls. Often the person...
3:42 PM Aug 18th, 2010
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With Dennis Quaid as Lar: Male Patron: Yeah, hi. There's this movie I've been looking for, for a very long time.Me...
5:29 PM Aug 17th, 2010
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Does Not Constitute Disorderly Conduct: Senior Male Patron: [observing several teens with sagging pants] Maybe I n...
2:59 PM Aug 13th, 2010
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Frustration Is the Wet Nurse of Violence: Female Patron [with Yahoo! email account open on screen]: Will you help ...
9:05 PM Aug 11th, 2010
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The Cheetah's Cruel Insouciance: Female Patron: [impatiently] Can you help me over here? I'm tryin' to do an onlin...
2:35 PM Aug 9th, 2010
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Yes! We Have No Bananas!:
8:35 AM Aug 5th, 2010
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In case you missed it ...
3:19 PM Aug 4th, 2010
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The Future Is Now: Female Caller: I need the names and numbers of all the beauty-supply shops on the west side of ...
10:54 AM Aug 4th, 2010
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Its Main Effects Are Psychological: Middle-age Female Patron: Do you like soda?Me: Uhhh ... I like some sodas, yea...
9:39 AM Aug 2nd, 2010
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- Name GMinL
- Location Everywhere
- Web http://www.greatm...
- Bio You became an information professional for the right reasons ... Between the diploma and today, you lost your funk soul. You're not alone. We’re here to help.
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