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My new favorite Christmas song: "Walmart Got Run Over By My Grandma". Brilliant.7:34 AM Dec 24thfrom TwitterBerry
Susan Sarandon & Tim Robbins have split up after 23 years. Most likely because no one came up with a catchy nickname for them like 'TimSan'.8:06 PM Dec 23rdfrom web
My favorite headline today: "Swedish Christmas Goat Burns Again". Those Swedes really know how to have fun...unless you're a goat.2:34 PM Dec 23rdfrom web
Archaeologists unveiled what may have been the home of one of Jesus' childhood neighbors. Imagine the pressure being THAT neighbor.10:27 PM Dec 22ndfrom web
Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol after the 2010 season to start his own talent show, presumably called "That Was Utterly Horrible".2:07 PM Dec 22ndfrom web
Just read that Bernie Madoff has cancer. In related news, Karma has officially been proven to be real.12:00 PM Aug 24thfrom web
Facebook is down at work...I'm so mad I could punch a clown.8:17 AM Aug 19thfrom web
Daughter on way to Canada: "Daddy, I just ate Roy Rogers!!"
Me: "The cowboy?"
Daughter: "I don't THINK so..."12:29 PM May 29thfrom TwitterBerry
@rainnwilson#celebri-fly. Fred Willard from LAX to O'Hare...after quoting "Anchorman" all weekend while visiting a friend in LA. Surreal.8:52 AM May 18thfrom txt