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  1. @jimgaffigan Well, I guess I need to return all the bacon I got you. Merry Christmas, Jim!
  2. My new favorite Christmas song: "Walmart Got Run Over By My Grandma". Brilliant.
  3. Susan Sarandon & Tim Robbins have split up after 23 years. Most likely because no one came up with a catchy nickname for them like 'TimSan'.
  4. My favorite headline today: "Swedish Christmas Goat Burns Again". Those Swedes really know how to have fun...unless you're a goat.
  5. Archaeologists unveiled what may have been the home of one of Jesus' childhood neighbors. Imagine the pressure being THAT neighbor.
  6. Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol after the 2010 season to start his own talent show, presumably called "That Was Utterly Horrible".
  7. @gigglechick @peacecharade I believe he is an anesthetist.
  8. @joiecalio I can't wait! It'll be great to have some new Calio to listen to. Happiness in Hell was fantastic. Have a great holiday, Joie!
  9. @Natural_Truth I have written a Haiku to Al Gore re: climate change: "I think you're insane. It was 9 degrees today. Get out of my face."
  10. @CindyBrooksVO Congrats! Kick ass on it.
  11. @rainnwilson Why? Working on a Mac is already like being in hell.
  12. @JamieKaler No more TV series or no more band? :(
  13. @CindyBrooksVO Hey Cindy! How long have you been tweeting? - Big G
  14. @alyankovic The man can talk FOEVER! Did he tell you the flag fell over?
  15. @rainnwilson. Sorry my friend. Shoulda been you.
  16. Just read that Bernie Madoff has cancer. In related news, Karma has officially been proven to be real.
  17. Facebook is down at work...I'm so mad I could punch a clown.
  18. Daughter on way to Canada: "Daddy, I just ate Roy Rogers!!" Me: "The cowboy?" Daughter: "I don't THINK so..."
  19. @rainnwilson #celebri-fly. Fred Willard from LAX to O'Hare...after quoting "Anchorman" all weekend while visiting a friend in LA. Surreal.
  20. New Spinal Tap CD on June 16th!