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  1. carson looked at his new hat last night and asked me why everything is made in china.
  2. @TheMeganator and no I did not spell it correctly. Sorry. Arguments.
  3. @TheMeganator we need to connect sometime soon. I cannot be having these arguements via twitter.
  4. @TheMeganator The real idiot is the one who put the tomatoes on your sandwich, which is what started the downward spiral that is your day.
  5. @TheMeganator how did the car key get put in the front door to begin with?
  6. KC: I'm hungry. KC2-i have a 1/2 cheese sandwich you can have. Tastes like shit. KC: tempting, but no thanks.
  7. @wilmerco it was a necessary part of the story.
  8. Taught my son to tie his shoes last night. Then my husband came home and taught him his way. his way is dumb.
  9. drove back from the dr's office with a soccer ball rolling around in back seat. It was just out of reach every time I hit a light.
  10. friend sent text to wish my son happy b-day today. For a second I thought I forgot what day he was born. Much to my relief, it is the 13th.
  11. Just changed my twitter background, check it out! Found it at http://www.TwitterBackgroun...
  12. just admitted to the office peeps that I like miley cyrus' music. I can't help it. I don't want to like it, but I can't deny it any longer.
  13. Diet Dr. Pepper Cherry is red. Not sure how I feel about that. Red cola doesn't seem right.
  14. kate's level of confusion regarding time zones is mind blowing.
  15. @TheMeganator don't do it. it won't be the same. Instead when I see you at Carson's party I will talk loudly about it and ruin it for you :)
  16. sooo excited to watch the start of Dexter season 4 tonight (yes I know it aired on Sunday, but we are just now getting to it).
  17. Just because your HUGE panties are white doesn't mean they don't show through your white pants.
  18. whipped cream cheese is the best thing to happen to me this week.
  19. I saw things today in the locker room that have changed me forever.
  20. The rubber is not going to meet the road this time.