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GMHeyes

  1. @SoapyK8 @louheyes I've seen better walking around Oldham market.....
  2. Some people retweet any old shite
  3. Those that think it's too hot now - obviously don't remember the summer of 76, now that was #hot
  4. @BackDaws haha, they have just landed.
  5. @BackDaws 65 inch pizza and 48 pound steaks
  6. @BackDaws gotta love em
  7. @BackDaws it got that bad at 1 point I rang Sam to go online and order us waterproofs ready for the terrible weather we are getting mid June
  8. @BackDaws yep, and about the weather being shit when they get back, he looked a picture as they walked away he looked like Demis Roussos
  9. @BackDaws haha having to wait around at the airport amongst other things, I went back later and video'd them taking off :)
  10. @BackDaws I dropped em at the airport this morning and guess what? Your father was moaning :)
  11. @SoapyK8 a border terrier lol
  12. @J_Price92 John, John, John, John
  13. @Gem_Clair_Clegg they are robbing bastards and nothing else, we gained an extra years ncd and ours went up too, its a joke #pisstake
  14. It's getting to the point now where I feel like I don't belong in a country where I and my ancestors were born #sadtweet
  15. I've been driving for the last 24 year's and love it but formula 1 bores me shitless #F1
  16. @BackDaws this the first reply to any of my tweets in a fortnight lol
  17. Have I missed a setting somewhere in Twitter that says 'use invisible ink'? #mrpopular
  18. Before he died Robin Gibb asked if he could be buried with twin Maurice, the gravedigger said 'in not sure mate - how deep is your bruv?'
  19. #HowToMakePeopleMad become a politician or a do gooder
  20. @SoapyK8 it is, glad you enjoyed the show and hope the bump is ok :)