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  1. You said you'd be there on time, and you were on time, elsewhere.
  2. I'd like to thank Yahoo! for helping me decide to make GoogleNews my homepage.
  3. Bigf show WED night at Laughs in Kirkland, 8:30pm. Bring a friend and some bandages.
  4. So all of Pop Music's hottest stars were in 1 place tonight... and nobody did anything about it. Happy? #AMAs
  5. Never have so many with so much had so little to say.
  6. Hey... tomato confit... where have you been all my life?
  7. I'm not sending any sweets baskets this year. All Acai booze, PerfectPushup, and veggie jerky.
  8. There's nothing like seeing a commercial you auditioned for to confirm that you never really know what's going on.
  9. Turns out, not as good at plumbing as I'd hoped. Sorry to the neighbors. #waterhammer
  10. Selena Gomez Live is a trending topic? I'm out... fuck off, I'm out.
  11. RT @citizenfox Disgusting or awesome? You decide. http://bit.ly/HVOIz
  12. RT @JesseNewhart The OFFICIAL Hey Jude Flow Chart http://bit.ly/3YNK0
  13. "This Is It"; can't tell if that's a pronouncement or a threat.
  14. A tree fell on Venice Blvd 2 nights ago, still there today. Los Angeles is run by dipshits. #slowandoverpaid
  15. This new ultra dark roast coffee is reeeeally not doing it for me.
  16. of COURSE I have to move and get 3 auditions.
  17. I tell people off in public: http://geofflottrules.blogs...
  18. If you keep the monkey, he's going to eat your nose.
  19. WE ARE ALL TO BLAME FOR THE KARDASHIAN'S BANK ACCOUNTS
  20. History has borne out the truth, an ex-gf of mine really was a dad-hating, boozehound of a c*nt. Phew, I thought it was me.