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GJAlexander

@Taylor_Burkett 6 o'clock that's a mean hangover. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Taylor_Burkett
The look on Will Wallace's face when he sees Rob Bruce w/ Longshanks is the one I will have when I see @DannyJonas816 in Cards gear someday about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
#Mizzou Big 12 champs out the door about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I've grown to love Hud like a crazy uncle. He cracks me up. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@YOUNG_WROBERT I'm at my parents they have UVerse but it's on Fox College sports here about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to YOUNG_WROBERT
Alright, @MUTigerBaseball taking an early 2-0 lead in their last #Big12 championship about 7 hours ago via web
@DeWittCBS I've got Mizzou game on Fox College Sports about 7 hours ago via web in reply to DeWittCBS
@PCBearcat as far as I'm concerned #CountryBreakfast was given to him at birth. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to PCBearcat
Guy at the bar complaining because he heard Michael Jordan isn't humble. Dude it's MJ he's a total prick and he has every right to be. about 24 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Petro talks about how the #royals should win now but all of a sudden he's a genius because he said we should trade an All-Star? Jackass 3:15 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Shouldn't Soren Petro be in Vegas as some big shot professional gambler instead of always using hindsight to seem like he's right in KC. 3:09 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
You like your dad? "My dad was a drunk, a gambler and a womanizer. I worshipped him." 10:30 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
SDS Know what would make this Saturday a lot better? Football. 6:15 AM May 26th via TweetDeck Retweeted by GJAlexander and 326 others
@Speck60 so true 7:56 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Speck60
Always a bonus when you wakeup and see zero regrettable text messages were sent the night before. 7:53 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Putting in my will for Tupac's hologram to perform "Changes" at my funeral. 3:31 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
Independence, MO, a utopia of decent, honest, hard-working, possibly meth addicted people. 1:17 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
KegsnEggs Flawless GIFtory. RT @WideRtNattyLt: I was just made aware of this, which means my day is now complete. bit.ly/LjTOJ4 12:55 PM May 24th via TweetDeck Retweeted by GJAlexander and 10 others
HarpNonU This guy knws how to party RT @nydailynews: Iowa man arrested for drunk driving with zebra and parrot in the front seat nydn.us/KOlQRp 11:38 AM May 24th via Echofon Retweeted by GJAlexander and 1 other
#Humblebrag “@mellinger: Anybody else have an issue with an iPhone deleting numbers from contacts? First Dayton Moore, then my dad... Weird” 10:22 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone