GBusey
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@ so your dick is called Oolong then?
7:28 PM Apr 14th
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in reply to ScottBHuff
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What happens if you have a yeast infection on Passover?
7:55 PM Apr 6th
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An irrational tangent will sometimes lead you to a unilateral decision
12:56 AM Oct 15th, 2011
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I spent the last three months searching for Atlantis. All I found was an underwater McDonalds. The fries were soggy.
12:11 PM Sep 26th, 2011
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You're always on the level, if you feel so inclined. Think about it.
12:50 PM Jul 3rd, 2011
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Per square inch, the bathroom has the largest number of absorbent surfaces.
9:29 PM May 22nd, 2011
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@ celery
1:43 PM Apr 14th, 2011
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in reply to ceisen12
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Now we know what the one thing is that Meatloaf won't do for love. Share his paints and sponges.
8:40 PM Apr 11th, 2011
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You can tell a lot about someone just by what iPhone app they use on the toilet.
2:39 PM Mar 1st, 2011
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Just showed up at the Oscars and no one is there. What the hell is going on?
12:11 AM Feb 28th, 2011
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@ bring it on, pal.
5:43 PM Feb 24th, 2011
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in reply to BullShark1979
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For those of you who don't know, The Arcade Fire are alien spies hired by the Russian government. You didn't hear it from me, though.
8:01 PM Feb 14th, 2011
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If I was a doctor, every time a waiter brought me my food I'd be like, "great! This is just what the doctor ordered."
9:20 AM Feb 13th, 2011
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if a hot dog runs, and nobody sees it, does it still run? yes.
7:44 PM Feb 1st, 2011
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@ I'm pretty sure "vegan" is French for shitty tasting.
1:59 PM Jan 21st, 2011
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in reply to asterios
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It's funny because it did
6:30 PM Jan 14th, 2011
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@ Bread? Lunch? Snack?
2:48 AM Jan 6th, 2011
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If State Farm is like a good neighbor, does that mean they'll let me borrow a cup of sugar?
11:11 AM Dec 21st, 2010
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I miss the days when you could smoke in hospitals.
3:07 PM Dec 20th, 2010
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What are you thankful for today? And you're not allowed to say friends, family or health. Or food.
3:12 PM Nov 25th, 2010
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- Name Not Gary Busey
- Location In the nexus of your mind.
- Bio Actor, Musician, Artist, Philosopher, Child of the Universe
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