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  1. For every action there is an equal but opposite distraction.
  2. The essence of sincerity is vulnerability
  3. Inside every man is another man trying to get out. The evil man. I guess that makes you schizophrenic. Not me. I killed that man.
  4. Preemptive justification supposes astute classification.
  5. Oblivion is only satisfied by finite reciprocation.
  6. @JeremyFantasia happy birthday. Now stop starting rumors about me or I'll send my ninja army after you.
  7. They say if you walk in a straight line long enough, you'll end up where you started. I say you'll probably drown first.
  8. What's Forrest Gump's favorite diner? Dennay's.
  9. Let's burn that bridge when we get to it #mixedmetaphors
  10. Don't look in your rear view mirror unless you're prepared to facilitate the inevitable.
  11. Your soul and your mind are spiritually akimbo
  12. Congrats to @zombiewoff. your new name is Ludwig Von Hasselhoff. You should be getting the proper forms from the DMV within 2-3 weeks.
  13. Hello my friends. my 2000th follower will officially be renamed "Ludwig Von Hasselhoff." I've already talked to the DMV about this.
  14. Joking is a way of testing truths.
  15. Note to self: stop using the word "visceral" so much. I know it's a beautiful word, but the sun only sets once a day.
  16. Sorry I've been away so long, my dear dear twitter friends. I've been battling the forces of the universe in a very visceral way.
  17. The visceral manifestation of ingenuity is a vacant abstraction
  18. It's easier to be right than to prove that you're right.
  19. The universe vibrates in a language understood only by the nimble ears of your soul
  20. Every second you spend absent of realizing your spiritual potential is a second spent without eternal knowledge or consequence