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  1. Not feeling very twittery today. Too bummed after hearing about Dan O'Bannon. I'll miss that nutty genius.
  2. @LoreleiMission I've always loved the way the MST gang riffed on those goofy shorts from the '50s... can't wait to see this one!
  3. @LoreleiMission re: Rifftrax - We're catching the encore in a few hours... I'm hoping this one's as awesome as the Plan 9 show.
  4. @nathicana I kicked her out. She never kicked in any rent money thanks to her huge dental bills.
  5. @RayGarton @nathicana I had one once, but someone threw it in the oven.
  6. I miss Candice Rialson. Just thought I'd put that out there.
  7. "It is written, he who makes the best egg salad shall rule over heaven and earth. Don't ask me why egg salad. I've got enough aggravation."
  8. Bart: "Man drink like that and he don't eat... he is going to die." Jim: "When?"
  9. @nathicana Yeah, even in a drugged-up state, my contempt was just postponed and unfocused... like any form of energy, you can't destroy it.
  10. @nathicana Those sound a lot like my Skeletor pills... that's why I ditched 'em, they were inhibiting my ability to be hateful.
  11. You know it's a shitty day when the discovery of Cheese Bugles in the vending machine makes you smile like a kid on Christmas Morning.
  12. Now THIS is how you do "Jingle Bells." http://tinyurl.com/yzfkpkf
  13. @LoreleiMission I would SO eat at ORGY OF THE DONUTS.
  14. Better yet, EVIL DONUTS 2: DONUTS BY DAWN?
  15. I mean, think of it... if you already have to be awake at 8am, what better place to start your day than DAWN OF THE DONUTS?
  16. 1. Pick a horror movie with the word "DEAD" in the title. 2. Replace "DEAD" with "DONUTS." 3. Open coffee shop. I will be your #1 customer.
  17. RT @scottEweinberg: "Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what's for dinner."
  18. Catcha later kids... I'm heading out for hamburgers with the missus. And no, that's not a metaphor for anything. Too tired. Maybe later.
  19. @nathicana We can dream, can't we?
  20. You know that we live in an uncaring universe when Oral Roberts gets to live 91 years, while Rainbeaux Smith only made it to 47.