G9Burkart
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Not feeling very twittery today. Too bummed after hearing about Dan O'Bannon. I'll miss that nutty genius.
10:48 AM Dec 18th
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@ I've always loved the way the MST gang riffed on those goofy shorts from the '50s... can't wait to see this one!
2:06 PM Dec 17th
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in reply to LoreleiMission
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@ re: Rifftrax - We're catching the encore in a few hours... I'm hoping this one's as awesome as the Plan 9 show.
1:49 PM Dec 17th
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@ I kicked her out. She never kicked in any rent money thanks to her huge dental bills.
12:39 PM Dec 17th
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@ @ I had one once, but someone threw it in the oven.
12:24 PM Dec 17th
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I miss Candice Rialson. Just thought I'd put that out there.
11:49 AM Dec 17th
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"It is written, he who makes the best egg salad shall rule over heaven and earth. Don't ask me why egg salad. I've got enough aggravation."
11:48 AM Dec 17th
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Bart: "Man drink like that and he don't eat... he is going to die." Jim: "When?"
11:39 AM Dec 17th
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@ Yeah, even in a drugged-up state, my contempt was just postponed and unfocused... like any form of energy, you can't destroy it.
11:26 AM Dec 17th
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@ Those sound a lot like my Skeletor pills... that's why I ditched 'em, they were inhibiting my ability to be hateful.
11:15 AM Dec 17th
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You know it's a shitty day when the discovery of Cheese Bugles in the vending machine makes you smile like a kid on Christmas Morning.
11:05 AM Dec 17th
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Now THIS is how you do "Jingle Bells."
8:47 AM Dec 17th
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@ I would SO eat at ORGY OF THE DONUTS.
10:11 AM Dec 16th
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Better yet, EVIL DONUTS 2: DONUTS BY DAWN?
8:56 AM Dec 16th
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I mean, think of it... if you already have to be awake at 8am, what better place to start your day than DAWN OF THE DONUTS?
8:55 AM Dec 16th
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1. Pick a horror movie with the word "DEAD" in the title. 2. Replace "DEAD" with "DONUTS." 3. Open coffee shop. I will be your #1 customer.
8:51 AM Dec 16th
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RT @: "Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what's for dinner."
8:06 AM Dec 16th
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Catcha later kids... I'm heading out for hamburgers with the missus. And no, that's not a metaphor for anything. Too tired. Maybe later.
4:02 PM Dec 15th
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@ We can dream, can't we?
4:00 PM Dec 15th
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in reply to nathicana
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You know that we live in an uncaring universe when Oral Roberts gets to live 91 years, while Rainbeaux Smith only made it to 47.
3:59 PM Dec 15th
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- Name Gregory Burkart
- Location State of Discontent
- Bio Writer. Musician. Werewolf. Atheist. Pervert. Fuck Off.
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