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Fuzzybearable

  1. The shortest distance between two points is a straight LINE> Maybe you folks should ask #Aristotle about that sometime......
  2. ...but IN THE END...yo ass MADE THAT book or song or law or equation for the approval the ENTIRE RACE OF YOUR BRETHREN> #think #about #that
  3. Maybe....just MAYBE....you are somebody whose WOOD CARVING or FLUTE RIFF is sooooo damn inspiring....you don't need "friends".....
  4. There is no HIGHER QUALITY to a lifeform save to be brother, motherly , SMOTHERLY SYMBIOTIC> No one human left on Mars can seed a RACE>
  5. Really though, WHAT THE FUCK are humans supposed to be proud of? Pretty dresses? High quality WOOD CARVINGS? CANCER and the ATOM BOMB???
  6. Thing is ONLY HUMANS have strange versions of PRIDE VALIDATION other than being a MOTHER OR FATHER> In REAL LIFE, that's ALL that COUNTS>
  7. HOLY SHIT!!! What a concept! If I could feed my KIDS from my pectoral MUSCLES, I wouldn't have to kiss some IDIOTS ASSHOLE FOR A PAYCHECK!!
  8. This BITCH fails to REALIZE that if MAN had breasts to feed his kids.....HIS LAZY ASS WOULDN'T LEAVE THE HOUSE. #am #i #wrong ?
  9. "Motherhood" is the cornerstone of LIFE ITSELF and I have a great disregard for anyone who argues otherwise, especially a disdainful female.
  10. "Lets stop calling women mom." M,kay. So. Like she thinks 'motherhood' is a some sort of PATRIARCHIAL CONSPIRACY to keep women DOWN. #funny
  11. This Jeanne Falkner is all like, "Don't call me SOCCER MOM," like its an insult to SARAH PALIN> This bitch ain't HEARD about the WORLD CUP>
  12. Bitches WHO DON'T PLAY BALL are DIKES> Just like bitch ass fag men who can't slurp that TUNA JUICE> #gentlemen #sproutsman
  13. But ARIANNA gotz this LACK LINKED bloggo bitch on the FRONT PAGE of HUFFPOST> What the FUCK is that RETARDATIONS??? #huh?
  14. "State Of The World's Soccer Moms" ??? By some YANKEE WHITE BREAD AMERICANO bitch??? We Americans don't know SHIT about #FUTBOL>
  15. Notice that NOBODY READ this shit. There's a BIG FAT GEEK REASON for this too. #ugly #americans
  16. The State of the World's Soccer Moms huff.to/KNgen4 via @HuffPostImpact #JnJ #globalmotherhood
  17. @BarackObama You smoking WEED and shutting down pot clubs is as ludicrous as you being RUSSIAN> #lol #you #stupid #bitch
  18. @BarackObama Yeah, like I believe you SMOKED WEED> If I was that stupid, I might believe you weren't BORN HERE EITHER>
  19. BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  20. Obama Pot-Smoking Details Revealed In David Maraniss Book huff.to/LvkhTs via @HuffPostPol