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@msttweet ... Ponce. about 7 hours ago from Echofon in reply to msttweet
Twit twat twot, my teeth are full of rot, I hate the dentists drill, but what choices have I got... Cuntbags. about 10 hours ago from Echofon
@serafinowicz here's an idea - write a bloody script and give broadcasters something good to commission for a change! about 18 hours ago from Echofon in reply to serafinowicz
Just spent all day prepping an online only to have the avid blow up in my fucking face at the last moment. Pint anyone? about 20 hours ago from Echofon
GEEK RT @rtlemon: It's getting Hoth in here so put on all your clothes. I am getting too cold I'm gonna get my Tauntaun. :-) 5:24 AM Dec 22nd from Echofon
Dental appointment HELL!!!!!! Why do they say 10.30 when we ALL know they mean 12.15!?! Bastards... 3:16 AM Dec 22nd from Echofon
@ElleSergi nope. Still there. I'm prank calling RIGHT NOW!!!! 2:36 AM Dec 22nd from Echofon in reply to ElleSergi
@mtrh that's me mate paddy - you met him a while back. Just introducing is all! 4:49 PM Dec 21st from Echofon in reply to mtrh
@patrickstutt @mtrh you two play nice now! 4:31 PM Dec 21st from Echofon in reply to patrickstutt
@debsa glad to be of service feet! 4:23 PM Dec 21st from Echofon in reply to debsa
@patrickstutt that was the original dialogue in Star Wars, but the pignose guy adlibbed. Actors eh! Pffft. 4:15 PM Dec 21st from Echofon in reply to patrickstutt
@patrickstutt @rtlemon "paddy is a wanker, paddy is a wanker, neenerneenerneeeeeeener!" 4:02 PM Dec 21st from Echofon in reply to patrickstutt
@rtlemon does she still call you her favourite mistake? 3:52 PM Dec 21st from Echofon in reply to rtlemon
@rtlemon you just tweeted yourself. Clean it up. 3:50 PM Dec 21st from Echofon in reply to rtlemon
@rtlemon that's funny, I was literally just fuckin' yo momma! ...too far right? 3:49 PM Dec 21st from Echofon in reply to rtlemon
@rtlemon why sir, whatever do you mean?!? ... yes. 3:42 PM Dec 21st from Echofon in reply to rtlemon
Lolz... Like a shit homemade Tron outfit... http://twitpic.com/ukea0 3:39 PM Dec 21st from Echofon
@serafinowicz I dobedobedo! 2:06 PM Dec 21st from Echofon in reply to serafinowicz
If you look up OGC.gov.uk and turn your laptop on it's side, their logo looks like a little fella playing with himself! 11:35 AM Dec 21st from Echofon
Feeling super sad and shit... I'm gonna blame the instant coffee. 6:53 AM Dec 21st from Echofon

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Name Steve Glenn
Location Chasing the logo...
Bio Making the people of the world a little dumber...

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