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FunnySolo

  1. I'm a leader not a follower. Unless it's a dark place, then you're going first.
  2. Parents: "You need to stop watching so much TV, and read more!" Me: *turns on the subtitles*
  3. Twinkle twinkle little bitch, I hope you fall into a ditch.
  4. Some people just need a pat, on the head, with a hammer.
  5. Those days when you wake up in the morning and suddenly hate everyone.
  6. It sucks when you know that you need to let go but you can’t, because you’re still waiting for the impossible to happen.
  7. Dear brain, do I have to remind you what you're supposed to do at night? Its called "sleep." All you have to do is shut the hell up!
  8. Oh my God that's a pretty picture of you! How long did it take to edit?
  9. Whoever said money doesn't grow on trees obviously never saw this. Sincerely, best summer job ever: mlks.co/1uKWx - sp
  10. If she has 500 likes and 400 comments in a photo, what's missing? Her clothes.
  11. I wonder how awkward it was for the guy who invented clapping: *claps* "What're you doing??" Not Sure...but it sounds encouraging.
  12. The awkward moment when you see a teacher somewhere other than school.
  13. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
  14. Who else in school used to draw the sun in the corner of the page?
  15. *washing hands* - *sleeve starts falling down* NOOOOOO!
  16. Did you know if you say "beer can" with a British accent, you have also just said "bacon" with a Jamaican accent?
  17. Swag instagr.am/p/LHeuYSMEfK/
  18. Old pic :) instagr.am/p/LHbofIMEdo/
  19. Truth instagr.am/p/LHZoInsEcs/