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  1. Cheating my way through a game of Chutes 'n' Ladders.
  2. Just yackin' on a bone. *ack* There, I got it up.
  3. Barfing.
  4. Putting Icy Hot on your toilet seat.
  5. Making a documentary comparing the parking lots at different Wal-Mart locations. Sigourney Weaver to narrate. Hopefully.
  6. Saying the word "poopdeck" over and over in my head and trying not to laugh.
  7. Rigging the enemy base with explosives.
  8. Tie-dyeing my wife's wedding dress.
  9. Tie-dyeing my white persian cat.
  10. Tie-dyeing my tighty-whities.
  11. Chewing my cud.
  12. Riding over fields and plains on a white steed. Anyone know how to stop this thing?
  13. Giving your regards to Broadway.
  14. Remembering the Titans.
  15. Remembering the Alamo.
  16. Have been very busy....building a nest from twigs and mud. Will lay eggs any day now.
  17. Havin' some pizza, watchin' the bug zapper...
  18. Chewing on coffee grounds.
  19. Doing the hustle.
  20. Calling your bluff. What's its work number?