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  1. We have a new girl at work called Sue Render. She's French. about 2 hours ago from web
  2. "Do you want to close all tabs?" Making it hard to hide porn since 07' about 13 hours ago from web
  3. My Wii Fit told me I was overweight the other day. A games console telling me I'm fat - the ultimate betrayal. about 13 hours ago from web
  4. The Politically Correct Joke: Gordon Brown is a fat useless shit. about 13 hours ago from web
  5. Americans: the only cunts stupid enough to call a liquid "gas" for over 50 years! about 13 hours ago from web
  6. My little brother can do anagrams without even trying and he's dyslexic! about 13 hours ago from web
  7. I'm like a midget at a urinal, Always on my toes. about 14 hours ago from web
  8. What idiot invented fire blankets? You'd think fire was hot enough... about 14 hours ago from web
  9. Viagra. The only thing that keeps me from rolling out of bed in the morning. about 14 hours ago from web
  10. On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson's boyfriend? about 14 hours ago from web
  11. Every morning is the dawn of a new error. about 14 hours ago from web
  12. If flattery gets you nowhere, try bribery. about 14 hours ago from web
  13. A good day is when you wake up without a chalk outline around your body. about 14 hours ago from web
  14. Illiterate? Write for FREE HELP. about 14 hours ago from web
  15. Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic person and say, "Just who do you think you are"? about 14 hours ago from web
  16. How do "Keep off the Grass" signs get there? about 14 hours ago from web
  17. They call them deadlines because they suck the life out of you. about 14 hours ago from web
  18. RT @f1Kevin I couldn't repair my brakes, so I made my horn louder. about 15 hours ago from web
  19. One time, I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half. about 15 hours ago from web
  20. Take your troubles like a man. Blame them on your wife. about 16 hours ago from web
  • Name Funny Joker
  • Location London
  • Bio The best funny jokes on this account. If you have a joke send a @reply to me as my DM is broke :(
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