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  1. Hugs = To let people know you love them without saying anything. 27 minutes ago via MediaFunnel
  2. Asian pregnancy test = Put an unsolved rubik's cube into her vagina. If it comes out solved, she is pregnant! 42 minutes ago via MediaFunnel
  3. You said I love you and I said I love you too. The only difference is, I didn't lie. about 1 hour ago via MediaFunnel
  4. Oh you're dating my ex? Cool. I'm eating a sandwich, want those leftovers too? about 1 hour ago via MediaFunnel
  5. If words could kill, I'd sentence you to death. about 1 hour ago via MediaFunnel
  6. Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital. about 2 hours ago via MediaFunnel
  7. Why do we feel safe under blankets? Its not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna kill- ahh crap! She's under a blanket." about 2 hours ago via MediaFunnel
  8. Dear sluts, please control your "whore"mones. about 2 hours ago via MediaFunnel
  9. Just because I flirt doesn't mean I'm a hoe. Unlike you, I learn to say no. about 2 hours ago via MediaFunnel
  10. In a way, I feel sorry for the kids of our generation. They'll have parents who know how to check browsing history. about 3 hours ago via MediaFunnel
  11. Drama free, worry free, that's the way I wanna be! Keep it classy, never trashy, just a little bit nasty. about 3 hours ago via MediaFunnel
  12. Without that little voice in your head, you wouldn't be able to read this. about 3 hours ago via MediaFunnel
  13. Maybe you should eat makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch. about 3 hours ago via MediaFunnel
  14. Hate Mondays. Annoy Tuesday. Ignore Wednesday. Smile Thursday. Enjoy Friday. Love Saturday. Damn Sunday. about 4 hours ago via MediaFunnel
  15. When life gives Lady Gaga lemons, she makes an outfit. about 4 hours ago via MediaFunnel
  16. Twinkle twinkle little whore, you are cheaper than the Dollar store. about 4 hours ago via MediaFunnel
  17. Keychains were invented so that you can lose all of your keys at once. about 4 hours ago via MediaFunnel
  18. Square box, round pizza, triangle slices. I'm confused! about 5 hours ago via MediaFunnel
  19. It becomes amusing when you know someone's totally lying to you. about 5 hours ago via MediaFunnel
  20. Old enough to know I can. Old enough to know I shouldn't. Stupid enough to do it any way. about 5 hours ago via MediaFunnel
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