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  1. If u got some jokes to pass along let me know and I'll RT them.
  2. @TheEllenShow do you follow funny people?
  3. RT @paramore Watch the World Premiere of Paramore's new video for 'Brick By Boring Brick' at http://bit.ly/7mKTwB #paramore
  4. what is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12
  5. #FollowFriday @WagnerTejada @AmcCitywalk19 @Lakers @Nba @Alyssa_Milano@huffingtonpost @LaTimes
  6. Yo mammas so dumb she studied for a blood test.
  7. Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
  8. Did you hear about the new French tank? Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes foreward incase the enemy attacks from behind
  9. Crazy Cats http://bit.ly/15cPmm
  10. everyone have a safe and #happyhalloween
  11. If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
  12. What's slimy cold long and smells like pork Kermit the frogs finger
  13. Why don't aliens eat clowns. Because they taste funny.
  14. Why does a squirrle swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry
  15. A little boy asked his father "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it
  16. Did you hear about the Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
  17. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
  18. Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now...wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now...
  19. It was an accident officer. I was cleaning my fingernails. With a hunting knife. And he ran into me. Backwards. 17 times.
  20. If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?